So I Did It on Scat Play

Teen girl: Well, I was gonna do my project on, like, abstinence. But then I figured everyone in our class already isn’t anyway.

High School
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Kristin D

Posted on June 3, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Illinois, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Sexuality, Students, Teens

That Corner Is the En Suite Bathroom, Hon

American tourist male: It must have been horrible being locked up in a place like that.
American tourist female: It couldn't have been that bad. They had to at least let them out to go to the bathroom.

Dungeon Cell
Tower of London
England

Overheard by: fnordy

Posted on June 3, 2015
Compare and contrast, Crimes, Tourists, UK

Thanks to My Son, the Doctor

Large gentile man: I'm becoming a Jewish woman!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 1, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Pennsylvania, Religion, Sexuality, Weirdness

When I Have My Period, I Get a Mop

Chick: No, if I take a shit I get the dish soap.
Guy: [nods understandingly].

George Washington University
Washington, DC

Posted on May 31, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Poop, Washington, DC, Words

I Blame the Dora the Explorer Movies

Guy on cell: I would be walking, and suddenly the word “vaginas” with a massive smiley face beside would pop into my head, as if my brain was trying to tell me it's fun… like a children's book.

Winnipeg
Canadia

Overheard by: Chad

Posted on December 8, 2014
Books, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Guys, On the phone, Vagina, Words

Which Was the Thesis of My Last Biology Paper

Thug #1: Everybody calls that girl “Orangutan titties.”
Thug #2: What? Why?
Thug #1: She's the one that flashed everybody back in freshman year at that one assembly, and her titties be all pointy and shit.
Thug #2: I remember that shit, that was pretty fuckin' funny.
Thug #3 (after a long pause): Man, orangutans are fuckin' weird.
Thug #1: Yeah, monkeys be fucked up.

MDN High School, Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: I saw this whole assembly thing, too.

Posted on December 8, 2014
Animals, Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Names, Nipples, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Thugs, Weirdness

Like Sand on the Beach, So Are the Balls Of Our Lives

Gay #1: One guy likes to have his junk stepped on, but no punches in them.
Gay #2: Ow!
Gay #1: I don't like balls in my toes, though.
Gay #2: Just think of it as sand on a beach!

Starbucks
Somerville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Scott