How Else Can You Make an Omelette, Though?

Girl to friends: Well, he's really nice, but I'm not sure if he'd like destroying the babies.

Oxford
England

Overheard by: HERTFORD

Posted on December 21, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, England, Girls, Weirdness

Note to Self: Don't Try to Bond with Teenagers.

Teacher to girl: I like your shirt!
Girl: Oh, yeah, but it's from a show, so I'm not, like, just wearing a shirt… randomly or whatever.

Boulder, Colorado

Posted on December 16, 2018
Clothes, Clothing, Colorado, Compliments, Girls, Music, Students, Teachers

Tonight on Logo

Guy with girl #1, yelling: Oh, hey! How's it going? I love your haircut!
Guy with girl #2, walking in opposite direction: Thank you.
Guy #1: Thank you!
Guy #2: You're welcome.
Guy #1: I love you!
Guy #2: I love you, too.

Olympia, Washington

Posted on December 15, 2018
Compliments, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Hair, Stupidity, Washington

Father Martin, Why Is This Pew Wet and Sticky?

Girl: I should probably go to church tomorrow. It would make my mom happy… And the priest is really fucking hot.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/

Overheard by:

Posted on December 6, 2018
Compliments, Default, Eavesdrop DC, Family ties, Girls, Religion, Washington, DC

The Difference between Boys and Girls

Guy to girlfriend: My dick is aching for your vagina.
Girl: I missed you too.

Barista cafe
Mumbai
India

Overheard by: mehr

Posted on August 30, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Compliments, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, India, Penis, Relationships, Sex, Vagina, Wishes, Words

But I've Thought About That, Too

Girl: Cara is so cute.
Guy: Yeah, she's adorable.
Girl: I mean, if I were a lesbian, I'd have sex with her.
Guy: I'm a little creeped out by that.
Girl: I mean, I've thought about it… (slight pause) I've never weighed myself!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 31, 2018
Beauty, Bi-curious, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Weirdness

Really Brought Down Property Values

Large black woman: They were the finest people on the block, but man, were their kids ugly!

Kohl's
Cherry Hill, New Jersey

Overheard by: Jyoshiki

Posted on July 25, 2018
Beauty, Black people, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Kids, New Jersey, Women

That Damn Third Commandment Always Trips Me Up

Good Catholic schoolboy to friend who just recited a really long prayer: Good job! You only missed one word. This one can be really hard and you almost got it perfect.
Bad Catholic schoolboy: God dammit! Jesus Christ, I'm never gonna get this bullshit memorized!

Goretti-Neumann High
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: lora

Posted on June 19, 2018
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Education, Etiquette, Friends, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Words

I’m… Black?

Traffic cop: She said, “Do you like it?” and I was like, “Yeah, it looks really nice.” And then she said, “Is it subtle?” and I was like “Jenny*, you’re a black woman with orange and yellow hair!”

Plymouth, Michigan

Overheard by: Morgz

Posted on June 9, 2018
Beauty, Clothes, Compliments, Cops, Default, Fashion, Guys, Hair, Michigan, Race

Especially When You Use Phrases Like “Nicely Framing Your Package”

Teen boy: You know, I really appreciate you complimenting my baseball skills, but I really don’t appreciate you complimenting my boxer choices.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/305634992/but-theyre-just-so-nice.html

Overheard by: just trying to get to class…

Posted on February 26, 2018
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teens

Compliments