Little boy: Look! An end-of-the world watch!
Smith's Marketplace
Salt Lake City, Utah
Little boy: Look! An end-of-the world watch!
Smith's Marketplace
Salt Lake City, Utah
Four-year-old girl licking gelato off a tiny spoon: This tastes like electricity!
Mom: That's right, honey.
Piccomolo Gelato Shop
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: Meaggoo
Teen girl #1: Do you still have your vCard?
Teen girl #2: Yeah. Do you?
Teen girl #1: I have a fake vCard. It's like a fake ID, but better.
Santa Barbara, California
Overheard by: Amanda.com
Young professional woman: So, my husband and I decided we were ready to have a baby, but when I got pregnant I sort of freaked out and thought I wasn't ready. So I went out with my girlfriends, ate a bunch of sushi, smoked a pack of cigarettes and drank a fifth of tequila. Sure enough, the next day, I got my period. That shit really is bad for the pregnancy.
Flight over Atlanta, Georgia
Male student: So after leaving my mom a note explaining I was going to New York, my friend and I just drove there. We saw a hobo pee in a cup then dump it out!
Female student: Sweet! Can I see?
Bus, University of Michigan
Girl to guy: What's so safe and innocent about my lips glued to your penis?
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Overheard by: Spence
Guy on cell: You should bring him some of that stuff from Scotland… You know, spam.
Chester, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Zeus Superman
Girl #1 to friend (indicating a cream to get rid of razor burn bumps on the bikini area): Does this stuff work okay?
Girl #2: Yeah, it works, it just smells kinda funny.
Girl #1: I don’t care how it smells, it’s goin’ next to my vagina. I don’t need no strawberries.
Target
Winchester, Virginia
Overheard by: Kendra
Three-year-old daughter, pointing at huge woman: Dada, she has a big booty.
Father: Sweetie, you don't want to talk about other people's booties.
Three-year-old daughter: But dada, she couldn't sit on our toilet. It is too small for her.
Father: Okay. (hurriedly moves out of the aisle)
Three-year-old daughter: Her booty is too big for pee and poop to come out. She makes a big mess and gets it all over! (father starts pushing faster)
Supermarket
Quincy, Massachusetts
Two-year-old to father lacing his shoes: When you put your big toe in your nose and you smell it, it's awesome. You should try it.
Alameda, California
