And Everyone Lived Happily Ever After

20-something #1: So I saw the earrings on his nightstand and I took them.
20-something #2: What? You really took them? Why?
20-something #1: Because she took two of his t-shirts when she left the other night, and left her earrings behind so she would have an excuse to see him again! It's like Fatal Attraction!
20-something #2: But you took her earrings, and still spent the night with him after she did! What the hell? (pause) Are those them?
20-something #1: Yeah.
20-something #2: They're cute.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: A Cheek

Posted on January 9, 2009
Beauty, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Movies, Questions

Any Tattoos or Distinguishing Marks?

Dispatcher on police scanner: A subject was just robbed at gunpoint by a black male wearing no clothing.
Cop #1: Can we get a clothing description?
Cop #2, after silence: Just look for a naked man with a gun.

News Station
Jackson, Mississippi

Posted on January 9, 2009
Clothes, Clothing, Cops, Crimes, Default, Mississippi, Questions

That's Where Everyone Does It, Isn't It?

Literacy lecturer with thick Russian accent: When you have a guest, you say to them “feel yourself at home.”

Monash University
Australia

Posted on January 8, 2009
Advice, Australia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Feelings, Words

Which Is Exactly What Jesus Would Do

Girl to two friends: Well, he was okay because he could still introduce himself, could still make out with her, and could still pop a boner.

Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas

Posted on January 8, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Sexuality, Texas

In Your Face!

Girlfriend throwing arms around boyfriend: I hope someone who is really lonely is looking at us right now!

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: James

Posted on January 7, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Relationships, Wishes

The Truth About Cats and Dark

Professor: If you walk into a dark room, you're not going to just step on a cat laying in the middle of the floor.

University of Maryland
College Park, Maryland

Overheard by: Brittany

Posted on January 7, 2009
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Maryland, Teachers, Weirdness

Wait, What?

Young dude: Yeah, when I was dating her I found myself doing, like, things I didn't really want to do.
Female friend: Like?
Young dude: Like she had a really high sex drive, which, you know, is such a turn off.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/460141972/mark-this-on-your-calendar.html

Overheard by: yeah, I hate having sex with people I'm dating.

Posted on January 7, 2009
Default, Friends, Girls, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Sex

Worst. Condom Ad. Ever.

Woman on cell: Make sure you put it in a baggie so it doesn't get cooties everywhere. You know.

Back Bay Station
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on January 7, 2009
Advice, Condoms, Default, Massachusetts, Public transportation, STDs, Women

Just A Small-town Girl // Livin' In This Lonely Worrrrrllld

H&M worker: Hi, how are you?
Customer: Great, thanks, and you?
H&M worker: I'm okay.
Customer: Only okay? You're listening to a Journey remix in H&M! These are great times!

H&M
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on January 7, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Feelings, Questions, Stores, Weirdness

Then I Shower

Ditzy college girl: Everyone burps, everyone farts, everyone poops, and it feels fucking amazing.

Lynchburg College
Lynchburg, Virginia

Posted on January 6, 2009
Burping & farting, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Poop, Students, Virginia

Default