You're the Most Boring Imaginary Friend Ever

Emo-poser teen girl: Does this make me look like I exist?
Teen guy (looking): No.

Pinnacle High School
Phoenix, Arizona

Posted on November 13, 2008
Arizona, Clothing, Default, Girls, Guys, Philosophy, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

Maybe I Should've Selected a Photo Where I Wasn't Holding a Beer-Bong?

Guy: So they sent me something saying they had received my application and said it would take six to eight weeks. I got a rejection letter the next day. Bitchbags.

Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Posted on November 13, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Insults, North Carolina, Time Management

That's Part of the Magic

Tramcar driver in Magic Kingdom: It has come to my attention that people use their panic button to help them find their car. That is cheating. You must wander around aimlessly for a while first.

Disney World, Florida

Overheard by: Kristen

Posted on November 13, 2008
Conductors, Default, Florida, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Tourist attractions

But If I Collect Enough Quarters, Perhaps I Can Buy Him Out

Aboriginal hobo: There is a nice cave outside of Kings Park. Only problem is there's some old guy livin' in it, he's been livin' there for at least 20 years… I'm just waiting for him to die already so I can move in.

Train
Perth
Australia

Overheard by: Dylann

Posted on November 13, 2008
Australia, Death & dying, Default, Hobos, Train, Weirdness, Wishes

From the Long-Awaited Sequel, Dude, Where's My Conscience?

Guy on phone with friend: Yeah, but I think Tommy's grandparents died, so his house might be on for the party if his parents are out of town.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: 8 Day Charm

Posted on November 12, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

Henry VIII Hated Getting Caught in Traffic Before a Flight

American tourist: Why did they put the castle so close to the airport?

Outside Windsor Castle
Windsor
England

Posted on November 12, 2008
Default, England, History, Idiots, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists

His Parents Banked on the Inadequacies of American Sex Ed

Overweight mom with toddler: Then he found out he was a hermaphrodite, a boy cursed with the body of a woman. He grew up never knowing…never knowing a thing.
Overweight friend: Wouldn't ya know?

Seattle's Best Coffee
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: All You Can Eat

Posted on November 12, 2008
Arizona, Default, Fat people, Friends, Gender issues, Moms, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality

Out Shaking Her Balance Sheet on a Friday Night

Teen girl #1: Okay, okay, look at that girl over there.
Teen girl #2: Which one?
Teen girl #1: The one with the short skirt, revealing halter top, and cowboy boots–what do you think of her?
Teen girl #2: I don't know what you're asking.
Teen girl #3: What do you think she does for a living?
Teen girl #2: I don't know, she could be an accountant.

Steak 'n Shake
Springfield, Missouri