Some Porn Writing Is Better Than Others

Professor: So, to calculate the unemployment rate, we whack off…

Intro to Macroeconomics Class
USC, California

Posted on November 10, 2008
California, Class, Default, Education, Masturbation, Teachers

Mom's Still Upset About That Explosion in My Room

Girl to friend: You know, I think your house is the best place to keep the meth at room temperature.

Sheffield, Ohio

Overheard by: Julian

Posted on November 10, 2008
Default, Drugs, Friends, Girls, Ohio

Where Weather Girls Come from

(after the rain)
Sorostitute #1, just arriving at her car: Oh my god, someone totally washed my car!
Sorostitute #2: No way! Who do you think it was?
Sorostitute #1: I don't know, but that is so awesome.

Parking Lot, Cal Poly Dorm
San Luis Obispo, California

Posted on November 10, 2008
California, Cleanliness, Default, Girls, Idiots, Sorority types, Stupidity

And Made Them Into a Necklace for You

Dad to daughters: I've stolen more bellybuttons than you can count.

Rochester, New York

Overheard by: Jude

Posted on November 9, 2008
Body parts, Crimes, Dads, Default, New York

But Leave Out the Part Where He Blew and Said “Haha, Fooled Ya!”

Gay man: So, did you end up fucking that guy from eHarmony?
Blondie: Sort of. When I was blowing him he told me to stop and I said, “No way, I'm just getting started!” And then he said, “Seriously, stop, I don't want to blow in your face.”
Gay man: That's like true love. You should use that story for your eHarmony commercial.

Central Illinois

Posted on November 9, 2008
BJs, Default, Feelings, Girls, Illinois, Internet, Queers, Questions, Sex

The Little Guy Never Gets a Break

Boy: Why can't we go in?
Girl: Maybe someone was murdered.
Boy: Lucky.

West Junior High
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on November 9, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Murder, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

A One-Two Punch Of Knowledge Knocks Marcy Out

Girl #1: Oh my god! Romeo and Juliet is a book!
Girl #2: It's like, Shakespeare.
Girl #1: Oh my god, who?

Borders Bookstore
Commack, New York

Posted on November 9, 2008
Books, Default, Girls, New York, Questions, Stores, Stupidity

Straight Men in San Francisco May Become Spoiled

Guy: Later. (he affectionately shakes girl by shoulders)
Girl: Wait, did you just shake me like a Golden Retriever after we had a nooner?
Guy: Yeah, that was kind of bad. (hugs her)

Financial District
San Francisco, California