Where an Ancient Tribe Had Scrawled Its Secrets on the Stall Wall

Teacher: You know, when I was your age we didn't have classes like this. If you wanted to learn about personal finance, you got a job. If you wanted to learn about sex, you went to the bathroom.

Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Missouri

Posted on October 5, 2008
Advice, Age and ageing, Default, Education, Masturbation, Memory lane, Missouri, Money, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Teachers

Bratz Has Everyone Confused

Lady to greeter: Do you have any children's CDs…like for real children?
Greeter: (bewildered look)

Greenville, South Carolina

Posted on October 5, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Music, Offers and requests, Questions, South Carolina, Women, Words

Not the Worst Thing He Could Mean by “The Whacker”

Sunday school teacher (showing picture of Good Shepherd): Who can tell me who this is?
Kid: That's Jesus with the whacker!
Teacher (puzzled): You mean he takes the sheep out for a walk?
Kid (pointing to the shepherd's crook): No, when one of the sheep tries to get away from Jesus, he whacks them with it so they won't go!

http://overheardintheward.blogspot.com/

Posted on October 5, 2008
Default, Jesus, Kids, Other sites, Questions, Religion, Students, Teachers, Violence, Words

So This Case of Beer Was by Prescription, Your Honor

25-year-old man: If I don't have enough to drink, I get tired and go to sleep. It's a character flaw.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362473166/or-a-health-condition.html

Overheard by: kung pao rick.

Posted on October 5, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Mental illnesses, Overheard in Minneapolis

Putting on a Sock Puppet Show– Why, What Were You Thinking?

20-something guy: I could do this all day. If you left me alone in a room with my hand, I could entertain myself all day.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on October 5, 2008
Body parts, Default, Guys, Masturbation, Time Management, Washington, DC

Look–Just Watch the Video and Let Me Know What You Think

Man on cell (angrily): Your sister keeps jerking me off… Well, not me, but your mother.

University of Hawaii, Hilo

Posted on October 4, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Guys, Hawaii, Masturbation, On the phone, Weirdness, Words

It Was Magical Meeting You in the Bar Last Night, by the Way

Woman leaving voice mail: Hey, it's me. I just wanted to let you know that I ate an entire bag of salad last night for dinner. Um…it was like three servings. Okay, call me later.

Brown Line Train
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Patrick