Um, That's What You Said About Anal.

Worldly hipster: Do you drink?
Very naive girl: No, tried it once, didn't like the taste.
Worldly hipster: Do you like tea?
Very naive girl: Yes.
Worldly hipster: Good, then you'll like beer.

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: The RJP

Posted on December 18, 2021
Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Food, Girls, Hipsters, Ohio, Questions, Sensory experiences

On the Plus Side, She Was Doing Some Pretty Nifty Baton Tricks

Security guard to woman who just drove over the curb: Are you drunk?
Woman driver: No, she (points to passenger) was distracting me with my vibrator!

Hospital Parking Lot
Denver, Colorado

Posted on December 10, 2021
Colorado, Default, Drinking & drunks, Employees, Questions, Toys, Women

A…Cough…Teabagging Emergency?

British male, contemplating the last two teabags left in the chalet: We'd best save one in case of an emergency.

Orelle
France

Posted on November 27, 2021
Advice, Default, Drinking & drunks, France, Guys, Weirdness

And Then We'll Hold This Nice Man Up.

Father with two small sons dressed in Halloween costumes, walking into liquor store: Okay, guys, now pick out the kind of whiskey you want and go put it up on the counter.

Oshkosh, Wisconsin

Posted on November 21, 2021
Dads, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Kids, Offers and requests, Stores, Wisconsin

Wait 'Til They Do “The Thong Song” in Middle English

Girls, singing: My milkshake bringeth the lads in the square, prithee, 'tis better than yours, 'tis better than yours, I could teach thee, but I'd levy a fee.

4 Bus
Victoria
Canadia

Overheard by: Fair maiden Juliet

Posted on September 30, 2021
Bus, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Music

Ummm… No

Chubby goth girl (gasping): Oh, shit! (spills her coffee)
Skinny punk chick: Did you burn yourself?
Chubby goth girl: No, but I bet my snatch smells like chocolate now.
Skinny punk chick: That's sexy.

Starbucks
Lakeport, California

Posted on September 21, 2021
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Goths, Punks, Sexuality, Vagina

As the Priest Recommended for Penance

Blonde 20-something #1: I feel awful.
Blonde 20-something #2: Yeah, I'm drinking a beer and then going to church.

Bagel Shop
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on August 24, 2021
Christianity, Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Georgia, Girls

…I Was Thinking Of a Nice Outing to Pottery Barn.

Girl: Booze!
Masculine gay dude: Fuck, yeah. I just finally finished my antibiotics. I'm gonna go fall off a stripper stage into some tits or somethin'.
Straight friend: Uhhh.

Bangkok
Thailand