Just Plug and Play– What Could Be Easier?

Drunk girl #1, in bathroom: So I told her she just needed to remove her vagina, put on a cock and man up!
Drunk girl #2: Totally.

Bathroom, Rocket Bar
Washington, DC

Posted on November 16, 2022
Advice, Default, Drunks, Girls, Restroom, Sex, Washington, DC, Words

It's Always in the Last Place You Look

Drunk guy: If kiddie porn is such a huge problem on the internet, how come you can't ever find it?

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Why Don't You Have A Seat Over Here…

Posted on November 2, 2022
Drunks, Internet, Missouri, Porn, Questions

Acute Infection's Not All That Cute

Drunk gay guy in pub garden, at top of voice: So I got hepatitis c when I was fisting this guy… There was blood everywhere.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on October 23, 2022
Drunks, England, Gays, Health & Hygiene, Maladies, Sex

In the Sense That It's Propping Up My Coffee Table

DJ: And we'll be giving away a free DVD of diary of a mad black woman!
Drunk shirtless redneck, sincerely: Wooooooo! That's my movie! That's my movie!

Screen on the Green, Centennial Park
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Becca

Posted on October 21, 2022
Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Georgia, Guys, Movies, Race, Rednecks, Weirdness

Then I’d Have to Sit Down and Rest

Fat drunk guy: Dude, I would totally kick a couple of chicks in the cunt!

Barley’s
Knoxville, Tennessee

Posted on October 12, 2022
Drunks, Tennessee, Violence

You Think I Should Put on Some Pants?

Drunk guy on cell: Hey, this is Eric*. Just calling to see how you were doing at three in the morning. [To chick passerby] Hey! I saw you tonight at the club!
Angry drunk chick: Get away from me!
Drunk guy on cell, into phone: What the fuck is up with every girl on campus thinking I want to rape them? Just because I’m drunk doesn’t mean I’m a fucking pervert.

University of Missouri-Columbia
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Caesar22