From the Three’s Company Cutting-Room Floor

Female roommate, discussing broken toilet: It’s funny how the tampon goes but not the poop.
Male roommate: I should have stayed in my room.

Montreal
Quebec
Canadia

Overheard by: should’ve stayed at the library…

Posted on January 24, 2026
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Feelings, Frat boy types, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Poop, Questions, Sorority types

Toni Morrison Doesn’t Let Anybody Touch the Books at Her Readings

Man walking down the street: All I did was stick my hand in her jacket and the show was over!

Madison and Canal
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on January 23, 2026
Clothes, Etiquette, Guys, Hands, Illinois, Sexuality

And You’d Be Like, “I Got the Pus-sy!”

Lady professor: AU is so different, there are so many females here. When I was in college, my sophomore year it was a five to one ratio! Males to females! The men were hanging from the trees. You’d walk through campus, wary, and then you’d sit at the cafeteria table and look up from your breakfast and there would be five guys -just staring at you!

Justice Research Class, American University
Washington, D.C.

Posted on January 21, 2026
Bragging, Class, Compare and contrast, Education, Etiquette, Gender issues, Memory lane, Sexuality, Teachers, Washington, DC, Women

Kid Must’ve Been Horrible to Get Taken to a Fabric Store

Six-year-old kid: Will you come over to our place?
Mom’s friend: No.
Six-year-old kid: Why not?
Mom’s friend: Because you’re annoying.
Mom: See? I told you!

Fabric Store
DeKalb, Illinois

Posted on January 21, 2026
Character, Etiquette, Family ties, Friends, Guys, Illinois, Insults, Kids, Moms, Questions, Should have used a condom, Stores

Crystal Meth Weddings Are Prone to Unpredictability

Woman: It was a disaster. The bride was doing back-bends in the parking lot.

Gym
Studio City, California

Overheard by: urzzz

Posted on January 19, 2026
California, Etiquette, Gossip, Weirdness, Women

Even We Winced at This One

Man #1: So she looks up at me with this, look, right? And she grips my dick real hard and then gets this terrified look as she picks it off on my pubes…
Man #2: Oh, dude, I’m gonna vomit.
Man #1: It was a fucking dingleberry. And it wasn’t mine, dude.

Gym
Oregon

Posted on January 10, 2026
Cleanliness, Default, Etiquette, Friends, Guys, Hair, Health & Hygiene, Oregon, Penis, Poop, Sex, Weirdness

If You’re Really Bad, I’ll Make You Go in the Ball Pit

Angry father, to young daughter: Do you wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese?
Daughter: [scared silence]Father: Then stop touching shit!

Wal-Mart
Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Molly BOOM

Posted on January 9, 2026
Dads, Default, Etiquette, Family, Food, Girls, Kids, New York, Offers and requests, Shopping, Stores, Wishes

But Apparently That’s Not How Job Interviews Work

Girl walking to bus stop drunk: I just wanted to walk in, get groped and leave.

Pheasant Run
Harrisonburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Brandon Call

Posted on January 8, 2026
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Etiquette, Girls, Gripes, Sexuality, Virginia, Wishes

Can You Even Use “Oxygen” As a Verb Like That?

Male flight attendant: … And if you brought more than two children with you today, decide which your favorite is and oxygen that one first.

Southwest Airlines Flight #135

Posted on January 5, 2026
Advice, Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Family ties, Flight attendants, Guys, Jerks, Offspring, Threats, Weirdness

Well, You’re Not Gonna Turn Kids Off Sex with the Truth!

Health teacher: Man, you girls these days! Wanting to have all the wrong kinds of fun… You know what, if a vagina was used by 15 different people, that vagina would probably be as wide as this door!

McNair Academic High School
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on January 3, 2026
Advice, Default, Education, Etiquette, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Teachers, Vagina

Etiquette