But She's Saving Her Belching for Marriage

Redneck woman: He said that he could tell she really dug him because she farted in front of him.
Friend: Oh, she'll fart in front of anybody!

Square Mall
Hammond, Louisiana

Overheard by: pull my finger

Posted on July 5, 2009
Etiquette, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Louisiana, Malls, Rednecks, Relationships

…Can I Have That Back Now?

Hobo: Anyone got a dollar? I'm hungry as hell.
Fat girl: Here you go, man. (gives him a five)
Hobo: Thank you! Thank you! Now, see, because she's fat–no, I say healthy. I like my women healthy, gives me something to grab onto. Now, because she's fat, she knows I got to eat!
Fat girl: Umm…

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on December 27, 2008
Default, Etiquette, Fat people, Food, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Hobos, Money, Offers and requests, Panhandling, Sensory experiences, Wisconsin, Words

Are Those The Only Choices?

Professor to class, after licking her finger and cleaning the board with it: Do you guys think thats gross? Or hot?

University of Massachusetts

Posted on December 27, 2008
Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Massachusetts, Questions, Sexuality, Teachers, Women

Okay, See Ya Later!

Porn-'stached scuzzball: I mean, if you ever, like, masturbated, you'd know that smell.

Robinson, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: And I Go To College With You??

Posted on December 19, 2008
Default, Etiquette, Guys, Masturbation, Pennsylvania, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

I Don't Have to Protect the Fantasy of Your Desirability

Short-haired college girl to guy friend: So, is it okay if I fart in front of you?
Guy friend (pause): Well, you're gay, right? Then I guess it's okay.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396734652/good-because-i-already-did.html

Overheard by: a. Lil.

Posted on December 13, 2008
Burping & farting, Default, Etiquette, Frat boy types, Friends, Girls, Guys, Lesbos, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality, Weirdness

We Have Merit Badges in Blasphemy and Obscenity

Woman, crossing in front of two Scouts: Shit! Oh, I'm sorry!
Scout to another: We could top that.

Slatersville, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Ben Jam'in

Posted on November 11, 2008
Default, Etiquette, Insults, Rhode Island, Women, Words

In This Case, Even Dad Would Agree

(outside Abercrombie & Fitch)
Little boy, pointing at picture of shirtless male model: Look mommy, nipples!
Mother: Yes, honey, nipples. We aren't supposed to be looking at nipples.

Rockaway Townsquare Mall
Rockaway Township, New Jersey

Overheard by: We Aren't?