Irish rugby fan, to crowd of others: … So I said to him, ‘It’s just like eating out your sister’s pussy — tastes just as good, but it’s not quite right.’
Metro
Paris
France
Overheard by: kitkat …Scarred for Life
Irish rugby fan, to crowd of others: … So I said to him, ‘It’s just like eating out your sister’s pussy — tastes just as good, but it’s not quite right.’
Metro
Paris
France
Overheard by: kitkat …Scarred for Life
Dad: Does Gracie love momma?
Toddler: Pshnoooooo.
Dad: Does Gracie love Elmo?
Toddler: Yeah!
Target
Nashville, Tennessee
20-something girl to friends: And I was like, he was my first ugly boyfriend and my first kiss, and I was like “grandma!”
Maxwell’s
Cedarburg, Wisconsin
Overheard by: and i was like, what?!
Drunk golfer #1: Hey, he’s the guy who said he checks out his cousin’s ass!
Drunk golfer #2: I do not! … She’s totally hot! Seriously, she’s a fitness model!
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/05/its-not-illegal-just-taboo.html
Overheard by:
Guy #1: I know how to get your kid back, easy! I'll just put a bag of crack in your mom's car and call the cops and say “there is this old lady with a bag of crack and a baby in her car!” (laughs)
Guy #2: That would be so cool.
Bus Stop
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia
Girl #1: My grandfather has won the Nobel Prize!
Girl #2: Really?
Girl #1: Yeah, he has one of those trophies in his bookshelf!
Janitor, walking in: Are you sure it was the Nobel Prize?
Girl #1: Yes, I am! Don't you believe me? I'm gonna call him and ask! (proceeds to call, hangs up sounding disappointed)
Janitor: Well?
Girl #1: Oh, it was not the Nobel Prize. It was only from a bicycle race.
High School
Sweden
Overheard by: Malin
Girl on cell: You're my mother, not a pawn shop!
Berkeley, California
Spastic five-year old: Medicate me, daddy! Medicate me! Medicate me!
University Village
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Jackie
Elderly woman #1: How's your mother?
Elderly woman #2: She's great! She wants to get euthanized!
Chappaqua, New York
Tourist baby: Bah bah bah bah bah!
Tourist dad, changing his diaper: I hear ya.
Tourist baby: Bah bah bah bah bah bah!
Tourist dad: Uh huh.
Tourist baby: Bah bah bah bah!
Tourist dad: I told you not to mess with those guys.
(tourist baby laughs)
Tourist dad: Yeah, you know what I'm talking about!
Restroom, Walt Disney World
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: The Normie in the Handistall
