In the Continuous Porn That Runs in My Head, Anyway.

Big guy to much smaller friend: We’re so tight we shower together in warm, soapy water.

Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 28, 2015
Canadia, Default, Fat people, Feelings, Friends, Skinny people

That Makes You Afterbirth, Sis

Teen boy being pushed through large crowd: I feel like I'm being born!

Parking Lot
Giants Stadium, New York

Overheard by: Gaby Young

Posted on October 24, 2015
Birthing, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, New York, Teens

I Need More Channels on My TV

Girl #1: I never saw what you saw in him.
Girl #2: Yeah, you're right. I was bored. It's like the whole “never go grocery shopping hungry” thing–I guess one should never jump into a relationship when bored or lonely.

Coffeehouse
Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: Sweet Tea

Posted on October 22, 2015
Default, Feelings, Girls, Michigan, Relationships, Restaurants

I'd Scream, “Holy Shit!”

Blond Christian girl #1: So, like, what if like when Jesus comes, you're in the bathroom? Like, what do you do?
Blond Christian girl #2: Oh, wow…that would suck.

Dallas, Texas

Posted on October 20, 2015
Default, Feelings, Girls, Jesus, Questions, Stupidity, Texas

…I'd Prefer Not to Be Thought Of As a Person.

Bad egg in sweater-vest: Gandhi was a Marlboro man, not Newport.
Friend in tight polo: You're the worst sort of person.
Bad egg in sweater-vest: That hurts.

New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on October 17, 2015
About celebrities, Assholes, Comebacks, Connecticut, Feelings, Friends, Smoking

Finishing a Woman's Sentences Is Risky Business, Gentlemen

Woman wearing puffy coat: Wearing a puffy coat makes me feel like …
Man also wearing a puffy coat: It makes me feel like dancing.
Woman: …punching people.

Quebec City
Canadia

Posted on October 6, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Dancing, Feelings, Guys, Violence, Women

A Fun and Flirty One

Guy #1: Yo, fathead! Going to prison is just a fact of life. Everybody goes at least once.
Guy #2: I know, man…I'm just gonna miss the daily hustle.
Guy #1: Like I said, you're not a man till you've worn a jumpsuit.

Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Hannah H

Posted on October 1, 2015
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Tennessee

Today's Assignment Is to Find Me a New One

Professor (about a film): It's wrong and confusing.
Student (just back from the bathroom): What's wrong and confusing?
Professor: My life.

Grennaskolan
Sweden

Posted on September 15, 2015
Default, Feelings, Questions, Students, Sweden, Teachers

Sometimes Your Words Just Flow Out, Uncontrollably

Little girl: Is there diarrhea here? I love diarrhea!
Mother: I have no idea what you're talking about, but it doesn't sound good, so stop it.

Target
Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Amused Employee

Posted on September 14, 2015
Default, Feelings, Girls, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Poop, Stores, Weirdness, Women

If You Need a Longer Break, “Fluffy Pink Clouds 101” Is Right Down the Hall

Linda: Ugh, this class is so depressing!
Professor: Let’s all take ten seconds to think about baby lambs to make Linda feel happy. [pause] Okay, back to Terri Schiavo!

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Posted on September 14, 2015
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Insults, New York, Offers and requests, Philosophy, Teachers

Feelings