Girl on cell: I think the relationship really started going downhill when he took Western Australia from me.
Seattle, Washington
Girl on cell: I think the relationship really started going downhill when he took Western Australia from me.
Seattle, Washington
Brother: Where's the baby?
Sister: Over there. (gestures to crazy 4-5 year old child in jungle gym)
Brother: I'm sorry, but every time my nephew goes insane I want to clothesline him.
Sister: I don't think you're quite ready for fatherhood yet.
Playground
Poway, California
Overheard by: Jail, Anyone?
Extremely drunk chick crying: I love him so much and he doesn’t even know! He’s my soulmate.
Exasperated sober chick: He’s fictional!
Armory Square
Syracuse, New York
Guy #1: This root beer is really… inspirational.
Guy #2, thoughtfully: Canadians like all types of beer…
Hot Docs Festival
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Felicity Thistle
Woman in red tutu: I am in pain. And hungover. And starting to drink again. In a red tutu, of course.
Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Poogins
Chunky woman, while doing crunches, to friend: I went to the Bodies exhibit yesterday. For some reason, seeing all those weird, plasticized dead people made me want to work out.
Women's Gym
Studio City, California
Overheard by: urzzz
Guy, to girl: Why don't you like to get divorced?
Ottawa
Canadia
Stoner #1: Yo, what time is it?
Stoner #2: Oh! I know, right?
Roslindale, Massachusetts
20-something girl: You know, slavery just bugs me.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/422144147/theres-just-something-about-it.html
Overheard by: just a bug
