Feelings

Guy #1: This root beer is really… inspirational.
Guy #2, thoughtfully: Canadians like all types of beer…

Hot Docs Festival
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Felicity Thistle

Woman in red tutu: I am in pain. And hungover. And starting to drink again. In a red tutu, of course.

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Poogins

Chunky woman, while doing crunches, to friend: I went to the Bodies exhibit yesterday. For some reason, seeing all those weird, plasticized dead people made me want to work out.

Women's Gym
Studio City, California

Overheard by: urzzz

Guy, to girl: Why don't you like to get divorced?

Ottawa
Canadia

Stoner #1: Yo, what time is it?
Stoner #2: Oh! I know, right?

Roslindale, Massachusetts

20-something girl: You know, slavery just bugs me.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/422144147/theres-just-something-about-it.html

Overheard by: just a bug

Girl #1: You’ve written “2007” instead of “2008” on your exam sheet.
Girl #2: Yeah, so? It was a better time, ok?

University of Guelph
Canadia

Professor: Okay, so everyone get your papers out. If you don't have your papers here with you then you can just leave. (class mumbles in disgust) That's right, take the walk of shame. Like you just got laid at a frat party, take the walk of shame.

Miami University
Florida

Bus driver: Push back, push back! Don't be afraid! Hold somebody's hand, tell 'em you love 'em!

57 Bus
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Smallison

Sober girl, enthusiastically, to friend who just threw up: You look cute!
Drunk friend, equally enthusiastic: I just threw up!
Sober girl, still enthusiastic: I bet you feel cute!

Subway Bathroom

Overheard by: tina