…Let Us Pray

20-something nasty-looking girl in pub, scratching furiously down trousers: Jesus, my clunge itches!

Leamington Spa
England

Posted on August 28, 2010
Bars & Clubs, England, Feelings, Girls, Vagina, Weirdness

Don't You Mean “Fabulous”?

Five-year-old boy to mom: Does it feel weird to have a vagina?
Mom: Well, I've had one my whole life, so it feels normal to me.
Five-year-old boy: I wish I knew what it felt like to have one!
Mom: I'm pretty sure you'll be a member of the LGBT community anyway, so maybe you'll find out.
Five-year-old boy: What's LGBT?
Mom: You'll find out soon enough, honey.
Five-year-old boy: That sounds really cool!

Roseville, California

Overheard by: Nature vs Nurture

Posted on August 5, 2010
California, Feelings, Gender issues, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Questions, Sexuality, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes

But With Bottled Water

Male college student, about 30-town boil water order: I feel like I'm in Mad Max!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Jean

Posted on July 18, 2010
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Massachusetts, Movies, Students

Of Condoms?

College guy, shouting out window: She makes me jealous. She's so hot!
Friend, mumbling: 48-pack!

Bloomington, Indiana

Overheard by: Rachel S.

Posted on July 14, 2010
Beauty, Feelings, Frat boy types, Friends, Indiana

He Suggested I Test the Tracks by Sleeping on Them

Angry girl on cell: No, I seriously hate him. He wouldn't stop laughing at me the entire night, and I felt like an idiot. All I asked was whether real trains still run on train tracks. I mean, I just thought the tracks were antiques that got left behind or something… It's not a stupid question!

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: kgirl42

Posted on July 6, 2010
Feelings, Girls, Gripes, On the phone, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Washington

I Promise Nothing

Guy: I'm so horny, I want a blowjob so bad…
Girl: You're not gonna cry again this time, are you?

The Poconos
Pennsylvania

Posted on June 23, 2010
BJs, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Wishes

So Let a Toothless Smile Be Your Umbrella

20-something Puerto Rican female passenger: God, I hate this weather!
Young black passenger: Man, I love this weather! The rain is good.
20-something Puerto Rican female passenger: I want sunshine!
Young black passenger: No, man, the rain is great… It's perfect meth weather.

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Mia Coleman

Posted on June 14, 2010
Black people, Bus, Drugs, Feelings, Gripes, Latinas, Washington, Weather, Wishes

What With Original Sin and So Forth

Son: I just feel so filthy after I go on the T. Can I please have some hand sanitizer, father?
Father: (silently hands it to son)
Son: Am I being paranoid?
Father: You're not being paranoid, Jonathan, you're being practical.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Laura