You Just Know There's a Girl in There Somewhere

Guy #1, during coldest day of the year: Chicks in long johns are totally hot, though… Right?
Guy #2: Ummm. Really?
Guy #1: Yeah! I mean… Minnesota lingerie!

St. Olaf College
Northfield, Minnesota

Overheard by: Concerned for our sexuality

Posted on January 25, 2009
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Sexuality

Tonight's Lifetime Movie: The Thais That Bi

Asian chick: I'm going to meet my old boss at that Thai restaurant. You know, the one with the woman that feels me up.
Asian dude: Oh, yeah. Aren't all Thai women bisexual?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Shringle

Posted on January 24, 2009
Asians, Default, Geography, Girls, Guys, Jobs & Careers, New Jersey, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

You Get a Cookie

Professor: So what happened in Germany between 1928 and 1930?
Student: 1929!

Fordham University, New York

Overheard by: Sromeo

Posted on January 18, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, History, New York, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

While Black Eyeliner Is the New Jersey State Bird

Goth girl to friend: You have to know your ChapStick! ChapStick is the Colorado state bird!

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Posted on January 12, 2009
Birds, Colorado, Default, Geography, Girls, Goths, Names

Tonight's Movie: Merde on the WestJet Express

Flight attendant: So I'm gonna let the lady in the box [the recording] take it away in French, then I'll finish up in English, because we like to save the best for last!
Entire plane: Oooooooooooooh!
Lady at the back (in French): We're still in Quebec, you know!

WestJet Flight
Montreal
Canadia

Posted on December 30, 2008
Airports & flights, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Flight attendants, Geography, Insults, Language barrier, Public transportation, Women

Though I Personally Prefer “Plucked from the Eyebrow of My Soul”

History professor: The Irish love country music. When you're there, you expect to hear bagpipes playing, but then you walk into a bar and it's all, “you've been flushed from the bathroom of my heart!”

Northern Kentucky University

Overheard by: Dohiyi

Posted on December 28, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Kentucky, Music, Teachers, Words

But Hopefully I'd Remain This Saucy

Kid to mom: Mom, if you were Indian, I mean if we were from India and you were Indian, I bet you could teach me to cook some really yummy food.
Mom: Even if I were Indian, I would have to be someone completely different in order to be a good cook.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/435275613/i-think-that-was-his-point.html

Overheard by: jr.