I Thought All the Whack-Jobs Were on Capitol Hill?

Confused tourist lady, looking at anime convention kids in costume: Excuse me? Do you know what all of this is about?
Local: Yeah, the whack-job convention is in town.
Confused tourist lady: The…the…”whack-job” convention? (looks at costumes) Whack-jobs?
Local: (smacks forehead and turns away)

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Sarah Boyd

Posted on June 15, 2009
Default, Girls, Kids, Names, Offers and requests, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists, Washington, DC

It Didn't Start Out As a Skirt

Loud high school chick in back of the bus: Remember when Amanda was wearing that skirt and she farted? It sounded like she dropped a fucking bomb! Wheeee-boom! Everyone applauded, it was that fucking cool.

Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: bitingontinfoil

Posted on June 15, 2009
Burping & farting, Canadia, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Memory lane, Students

Mr. Kong's Actually a Tender and Selfless Lover

Girl on phone: No, no, he's not bad news; he's just really tall.

Boulder, Colorado

Posted on June 15, 2009
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Weirdness, Words

I Just Thought It Would Be a Lot Bigger, Is All.

Little girl in stall with dad: You're silly! This is silly!
Dad, peeing: Nothing is silly in here.
Girl: That's silly. This is silly. Stop.

Men's Bathroom
Hendersonville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Tanner

Posted on June 14, 2009
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Offers and requests, Restroom, Tennessee, Words

Every Now and Then, My Inner Cracker Pops Up and Says Stupid Shit

Black girl in car: God, I wish I was black so I could say things like that.
White girl in car: But wait…you are black.
Black girl in car: I can't believe I just said that!

Detroit, Michigan

Posted on June 13, 2009
Black people, Default, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Race, Religion, Weather, Whiteys, Wishes

How Does Your Mom Find That Out?

Girl to guy she just met: My mom found out I had been having anal sex. She kept repeating “that's an exit, not an entrance.” I told her how much fun it was, and that she should try it.

University of Oregon

Posted on June 13, 2009
Advice, Backdoor, Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Girls, Oregon

Translation: I Had Lots Of Sex

Guy: So how are you? How was your trip?
Girl: It was sooooo much fun!
Guy: Really? What did you do?
Girl: Oh, I don't know. Nothing really.

Millennium Park
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on June 12, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Weirdness

Vegan to the End

College girl: Yeah, she had dried cranberries and lettuce in her coffin too.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on June 12, 2009
Death & dying, Default, Food, Georgia, Girls, Students, Weirdness

I Think You Need to Be Only in Your Panties to Fully Appreciate This Quote

Punk girl: For some reason, everything you do makes sense when you're in only your panties.
Purple-haired girl: I know, right? It makes sense to me too!
Tall greaser guy: In fact, it wouldn't make sense if you weren't only in your panties.

Bakersfield, California

Posted on June 11, 2009
California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Punks, Questions

She Won't Even Buy “Fancy” Ketchup

Girl, looking at a bag of chips: How about these?
Friend checking for price: They're three dollars.
Girl, putting back the bag of chips: Dayuuummm! We don't need anything that fancy!

Grocery Store
Michigan

Overheard by: just buying some salsa.

Posted on June 9, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Michigan, Money, Questions, Stores

Girls