Africans: Wow, They're Fat Monsters and Stupid

Brunette: I wish I could speak those sweet African languages.
Blonde: What sweet African languages?
Brunette: Ya know, the ones where they cluck at each other. Cluck cluck clickity clack cluck.
Blonde: Yeah! I know what you mean. Clack clack cluck cluck click cluck clacky clack. (laughs)
Brunette, laughing: I bet they just make stuff up!
Blonde: Yeah, dude! Clack clack clickity clacky clack clack cluck! AKA, wanna go get some cow…meat?
Brunette, laughing: You're retarded. I don't think anyone in Africa says shit like that.

Michigan

Posted on February 4, 2021
Default, Food, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Stupidity, Wishes, Words

Don't Make Me Do Date Math, Tricia

18-year-old girl to 20-year-old girl: The Declaration of Independence looks really old and faded. How old is it?

National Archives
Washington, DC

Posted on February 4, 2021
Age and ageing, Girls, History, Questions, Washington, DC

I'd Still Take It Down If Either Of You Ever Wants a Job

Girl #1 on Facebook: And then I gave my mom a lap dance.
Girl #2, looking at pictures: It looks like she was enjoying it.

UMass
Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Posted on February 2, 2021
Dancing, Family ties, Girls, Massachusetts, Weirdness

Did It Bring the Boys to the Yard?

Girl #1: So, do you know what she told me? Her mother walked in and she was you-know-what-ing… with the milkshake maker!
Girl #2: Huh?
Girl #1: She was — y’know — using it down there!
Girl #2: What?!
Girl #1: Gross, I know.
Girl #2: … Did she make a milkshake with it afterwards?

Newtown, NSW
Australia

Overheard by: buzzcut

Posted on January 30, 2021
Australia, Girls, Gossip, Masturbation

Extra Surprising When We Found Out You Were a Boy

Dumb blonde: Like that time we were at that party, and everyone was naked, and it was a surprise party!

State College, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: I bet it was a surprise, all right…

Posted on January 29, 2021
Default, Girls, Idiots, Pennsylvania, Sexuality

In Completely Unrelated News, Would You Like Some Homemade Cookies?

Guy passing pet store: I need a Labrador. Let's get one.
Girlfriend: What did you do with your old one?
Guy: I don't think you want to know.

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: XPIOTOS

Posted on January 27, 2021
Animals, Australia, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Weirdness

Your Editors Are Not Proud Of Having Seen This

Confused-sounding girl on cell: I could fit an orange in my vagina?

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on January 24, 2021
England, Fruit, Girls, Masturbation, Questions, Vagina

You Know I Like to Watch

Blonde to friend: You can't give me ice cream and think that makes up for you having sex while I had mono!

UMass, Amherst

Posted on January 21, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Sex

But, Like Gas, Less Expensive If You Pump It Yourself

Girl #1: I can just ask Jay if I can borrow his truck.
Girl #2: Do you ever give him gas money?
Girl #1: No, I give him sex.
Girl #2: But gas is expensive…
Girl #1: And sex is expensive if you have to pay for it.

North Bay
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on January 18, 2021
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Money, Offers and requests, Sex

And Don't Get Me Started on the Blood, Dawg

Pastor, placing a piece of bread in guy's hand: The body of Christ, given to you.
Teen girl, just in earshot: The body be stale, yo.
Teen girl's friend: I hear ya.

St. Jude's Church
Oakville, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Feebriel

Posted on January 18, 2021
Canadia, Default, Food, Girls, Gripes, Jesus, Religious fanatics, Sensory experiences, Teens

Girls

Africans: Wow, They're Fat Monsters and Stupid