Stop Being White in Popeye’s!

Black girl #1: Okay, I know what I’m getting. Do you know what you’re getting?
White girl: I’ve never been here before. Let me look for a while. [Pauses, then yells.] Wait a minute! Popeye’s a sailor; Why does he sell chicken?
Black girl #2: Oh my god, shut up now or no more vodka for you for the rest of the night!
White girl: Okay. [Giggles.] I’m sorry.
[Black girls start talking to each other.]White girl, yelling: Why are there no white people in here?!
Black girl #1: Aww fuck, take her outside to the car. This is her first and last time ever coming here!

Popeye’s
Trenton, New Jersey

Posted on October 12, 2019
Advice, Black people, Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Food, Friends, Girls, New Jersey, Questions, Race, Restaurants, Threats, Wishes

…How's Your Relationship with Your Grandma?

Girl on cell: So, like, I refused her. I told her I'm not friends with whores.

Salisbury, Maryland

Posted on October 12, 2019
Girls, Insults, Maryland, On the phone, Relationships

How Many Things Are Wrong With This Quote? Show Your Work.

Guy: Ohmigod, you don't look Jewish, I wouldn't have known if you didn't tell me.
Girl: Awww, thanks!
Guy: So what are you doing for the holidays?
Girl: Christmas isn't about Jesus…

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Bernadette

Posted on October 4, 2019
Christianity, Girls, Guys, Holidays, Jesus, Questions, Washington, DC

Who'd Leave Anybody for Mom?

Blonde #1: So wait, your dad was still married when he asked your mom out?
Blonde #2: Yeah, and I mean I hadn't thought about it until my sister pointed it out, but I guess my mom was a homewrecker. So I asked her about it and she was like “oh, yeah…I remember the divorce papers going through.”
Blonde #1: That is so weird!
Blonde #2: Yeah, no kidding.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Not the Daughter of a Homewrecker

Posted on September 29, 2019
Canadia, Default, Family ties, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

Seriously, What Makes People Think That?

Goth girl on cell: His dick is huge! I came so hard I was crying! (notices several people looking at her and laughing) Do you fucking mind? This is a private conversation!

Red Line Train
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Joe