And Priests Aren't Interested in Me

Sexy blonde: So I was on cross-dresser's wife yesterday.
Okay-looking blonde: What? Where?
Sexy blonde: Cross-dressers wife. Anyway, I was looking for hot cross-dressers to…you know,to…
Okay-looking blonde: I'm not sure I wanna hear the rest, but now I'm morbidly curious. And?
Sexy blonde: I couldn't find any cross-dressers! It was, like, nothing but girls talking about cross-dressing and cross-dressers!
Okay-looking blonde: So? What's wrong with that?
Sexy blonde: A girl's got needs. I can't just get started without cross-dressers. I should sue.

Kansas City, Kansas

Posted on October 28, 2019
Default, Gender issues, Girls, Kansas, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

NewsFlash: “Your Mom” Replaces “That's What She Said” As Laziest Insult

Girl: I think the live-action of GTO is so much better.
Guy: I think the live action of your mom is so much better.

Norristown, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 26, 2019
Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, Pop culture, TV shows

She Also Wear Che Guevara T-Shirts and Thinks It's Bob Marley

Old lady to emo girl: Al Gore is really saving the earth.
Emo girl wearing bag that says “go green”: Wait… Who's Al Gore?

Ketchikan, Alaska

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on October 26, 2019
About celebrities, Alaska, Girls, Old folks, Politics, Questions

Best. Wedding. Ever.

Girl to friend: I distinctly remember him saying “I still have the dildo up my ass.”

UCLA
Los Angeles, California

Posted on October 25, 2019
Ass, California, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Toys, Weirdness

There Were Complaints About My Moaning

Girl: My boobs are fun to play with.
Guy: You're just now figuring this out, after 30-some years?
Girl: Hey, I haven't had my boobs that long!
Guy: Okay, 20-some years?
Girl: No, I remember discovering they were fun in the 6th grade. I was in the middle of class, though, so that was kind of awkward.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on October 25, 2019
Colorado, Girls, Guys, Rack, Sexuality, Weirdness

That's Also Sad, but for Different Reasons

Girl #1: It so sad that racism is still a problem in Canada.
Girl #2: I know what you mean, the other day my mother-in-law went to a variety store, and she, like, couldn't get served in English.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Sad York Student

Posted on October 23, 2019
Canadia, Family ties, Girls, Language barrier, Race, Shopping, Stupidity

Why Lightbulb-Shaped Buttplugs Exist.

Punk girl: A lamp?
Punk guy: While it was still on.
Punk girl: Didn't that like…burn the colon?
Punk guy: Apparently it wasn't on at first. Someone decided to plug it in as a joke.
Punk girl, giggling: Oh my god…what happened with that?
Punk guy: I don't know–all I know is that it involved the hospital.

California

Posted on October 21, 2019
Ass, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Punks, Questions, Weirdness

Who Will Punch Me in the Ovaries Regardless.

Drunk punk girl #1: Oh my god! Is that a raccoon? I think it's staring at me!
Drunk punk girl #2: That's a fuckin shirt, you retard.
Drunk punk girl #1: Well, if it bites me, I'm punching you in the ovaries!
Drunk punk girl #2, muttering: I need new friends.

Outside Bar
Niagara Falls, New York

Posted on October 20, 2019
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Drunks, Girls, New York, Offers and requests, Punks, Threats, Violence

I Think I've Seen This Daryl Hannah Movie…

Girl #1: Well, it doesn't bother me.
Girl #2: That's because you don't have to look at it!
Girl #3: You. Look. Like. A. Whore.
Girl #4: But a mermaid whore!

University of Florida

Posted on October 20, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Florida, Girls, Sex

Wait 'Til She Learns She Can't Go Down On Him.

Dumb blonde: Jesus is such a cockblock!

UCLA
California

Posted on October 13, 2019
Bimbettes, California, Girls, Gripes, Jesus, Sex

Girls

Wait 'Til She Learns She Can't Go Down On Him.