Girls

Girl #1: So, if your boyfriend kisses another guy, is that counted as cheating?
Girl #2: Uhhh… What?

New Zealand

Pigtailed four-year-old girl to couple behind at checkout: Do you know me? Do you?
Tired mother: Hush, honey. They don't know you.
Pigtailed four-year-old girl: Well, they should! Know me! Don't forget me.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/393659778/we-all-know-you-now.html

Overheard by: that girl is going to be famous

White girl to white guy: Oh, I get it. So a baller pops his collar.

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Emmitt

50-something clipboard guy: Excuse me miss, do you have just a couple minutes for campus international?
Girl: Sorry, I don't believe in other countries.

University of Minnesota

Overheard by: Cornielius

20-something girl #1: I can so control when he gets off now.
20-something girl #2: How?
20-something girl #1: I just bend over and tell him that my ass is jealous.
20-something girl #2: Oh my god!

Sushi Bar
Tempe, Arizona

(during a film in a movie theater)
Girl #1 (whispering): Ow, something's itching me–I think there's something in my bra. (gasps) Oh my god!
Girl #2: What is it!?
Girl #1: I just found a condom in my bra and I think it was from last night but I don't remember putting it there!

Ontario
Canadia

Skinny white guy: Yep.
Goth girl: No way.
Skinny white guy: Yep.
Goth girl: No way. Too royal.
Skinny white guy: I’m serious.
Goth girl: No way. Princess Di was way too perfect to be giving someone head while they’re driving.

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Nick K.

Impatient father to 5-year-old girl in toilet stall: Mary, hurry up, what are you doing in there?
Mary: I was just thinking about how great I am.

Men's Room, Airport
Fort Myers, Florida

Girl, getting up to leave: Gotta go meet flipper down by the docks, he's bringing me a shipment of cocaine.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/04/amk-freebase-willy/

Overheard by: Ben

Girl #1: Why is it that so many midgets end up getting into acting? There must be a shortage of midget actors…
Girl #2: Shortage?

Sault Ste Marie
Ontario
Canadia