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Guy: Ohmigod, you don't look Jewish, I wouldn't have known if you didn't tell me.
Girl: Awww, thanks!
Guy: So what are you doing for the holidays?
Girl: Christmas isn't about Jesus…

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Bernadette

Posted on October 4, 2019
Christianity, Girls, Guys, Holidays, Jesus, Questions, Washington, DC

Who'd Leave Anybody for Mom?

Blonde #1: So wait, your dad was still married when he asked your mom out?
Blonde #2: Yeah, and I mean I hadn't thought about it until my sister pointed it out, but I guess my mom was a homewrecker. So I asked her about it and she was like “oh, yeah…I remember the divorce papers going through.”
Blonde #1: That is so weird!
Blonde #2: Yeah, no kidding.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Not the Daughter of a Homewrecker

Posted on September 29, 2019
Canadia, Default, Family ties, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

Seriously, What Makes People Think That?

Goth girl on cell: His dick is huge! I came so hard I was crying! (notices several people looking at her and laughing) Do you fucking mind? This is a private conversation!

Red Line Train
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Joe

Posted on September 27, 2019
Girls, Goths, On the phone, Orgasm, Penis, Train, Washington, DC, Weirdness

And Now He's All Wanting to Give Me Backrubs and Watch Hope Floats

Upper year girl, about much younger student: I couldn't get him into bed any other way. I had to date him!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/10/17/desperate-times/

Overheard by: Paul

Posted on September 21, 2019
Default, Girls, Overheard at McGill, Sexuality, Wishes

That's Not Even How You Play Strip Poker

Girl: Stop poking my love handles!

St. Joseph High School
Michigan

Posted on September 16, 2019
Body parts, Girls, Michigan, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

To Fight Convention?

Tall goth girl to rotund, geeky friend: She’s a fat black goth! Kinda like if you, me, and Bill Cosby joined forces.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on September 15, 2019
About celebrities, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Goths, Gripes, Race, Stupidity

…When She Complained About Her First Day Of Preschool.

Field hockey jockette: And then I said, “at least you didn't get gonorrhea!”

Ursinus College
Collegeville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: reading in the lounge

Posted on September 14, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Jocks, Pennsylvania, Sex, STDs, Students

Wanna Race?

Drunk girl puking in bathroom stall to drunk girl puking in stall next to her: It's okay! I'm throwing up too!

Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Posted on September 12, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, North Carolina

For a Second I Thought You Were Talking About Our Key-Parties

Five-year-old girl: Hey, mom, you know how you hate “pop and switch?”
Mom: Uh…what's “pop and switch?”
Five-year-old girl: The one where they trade bodies.
Mom: Oh! Oh, yeah, I hate “pop and switch.” That's scary…

JCPenney, Florence Mall
Florence, Kentucky

Overheard by: Dohiyi

Posted on September 7, 2019
Default, Feelings, Girls, Kentucky, Kids, Malls, Moms, Questions, Words

Should I Write My Number on His Hand in Crayon?

Preschooler left alone in stroller, singing, to 20-something girl walking by: Cha, cha, cha…you're charming!
20-something, on cell: I think I just got hit on by a four-year-old! No, it was actually better than most of the lines I've heard.

Appleton, Wisconsin

Posted on September 2, 2019
Age and ageing, Beauty, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Kids, On the phone, Sexuality, Wisconsin, Words

Girls