Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?
Dorm Lobby
Wyoming
Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?
Dorm Lobby
Wyoming
25-year-old man: If I don't have enough to drink, I get tired and go to sleep. It's a character flaw.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362473166/or-a-health-condition.html
Overheard by: kung pao rick.
20-something guy: I could do this all day. If you left me alone in a room with my hand, I could entertain myself all day.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Lauren
Man on cell (angrily): Your sister keeps jerking me off… Well, not me, but your mother.
University of Hawaii, Hilo
Waitress: Can I get you something to drink?
Boyfriend: Uh yeah, a Sprite please.
Waitress: Is 7 Up okay?
Boyfriend: Uh…sure.
Waitress: And for you?
Girlfriend: Can I get a Sprite?
New Market
Canadia
Overheard by: meggler
Random old guy: I've been pregnant for 12 months.
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Russ
Guy on cell: Yeah, I haven't decided yet if camels are enough like horses for them to scare the crap out of me to ride.
Gaithersburg, Maryland
Overheard by: I never knew he was afraid of horses!
Middle-aged dude #1: You should petition the State High School League to make killing with porcupines a sport.
Middle-aged dude #2: Yeah, with the quills and everything.
Middle-aged dude #1: Exactly! That's what I'm saying.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/357841156/idea-men.html
Overheard by: I grabbed my blackberry as soon as I heard it.
Man #1: Hi! How are you?
Man #2 (excited): Great! I'm going through a divorce!
Man #1: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Man #2 (still excited): Yeah! My wife was with another man!
The Woodlands, Texas
Overheard by: ….what?
