But I Hear There's a Starbucks There Now

Waiter: I think it would be cool to live on the moon…
Waitress: Yeah, I don't think I could do that. I'm afraid of heights.

Texas City, Texas

Overheard by: TurboCat

Posted on October 15, 2008
Coworkers, Default, Fears, Guys, Servers, Stupidity, Texas, Women

When Spies Go on Dates

Man coming out of Tibetan restaurant: But I saw the rabbit!
Woman: No, the rabbit is dead. I promise you, the rabbit is dead.

Boulevard de Magenta
Paris, France

Overheard by: Texpat

Posted on October 14, 2008
Animals, Death & dying, Default, Fears, Food, France, Guys, Women

David Hasselhoff Preps for His Next Audition

Guy on urinal on the phone: Yeah, let slip the dogs of war…protein. No truer words have ever been spoken…Shakespeare didn't know shit… (farts loudly) Fuck! (farts again) Fuck. Energy drinks…I'm outta here.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on October 12, 2008
Books, Burping & farting, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, On the phone, Restroom, Virginia, Weirdness, Words

Except Target Shooters in Vegas

Woman: Well, I still think I should be allowed to join the army if I want to.
Man: Oh yeah, you totally should. I'm just saying, I don't think women should go to *war*. I mean, no one wants to see, like, boobs getting shot at.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on October 11, 2008
Body parts, Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Violence, Women

The One It Was So Easy It Was a Piece Of?

Guy to girlfriend: And after that, I was just done. It took the icing on the cake…or whatever.
Girlfriend: What cake?

Aloha Highschool
Oregon

Posted on October 10, 2008
Couples, Default, Food, Girls, Guys, Oregon, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

But She's the One Who Showed Up at the Club with the Lollipop and Pigtails

Man on cell: So now he thinks that I'm into her, and then she thinks that I'm a child molester…exactly.

Walnut Creek, California

Overheard by: Mod

Posted on October 9, 2008
California, Crimes, Default, Guys, On the phone, Relationships, Sexuality

…If I Get Some Flan

Six-year-old boy: I want flan. I want flan, mom. I want flan. I've never tried it before. Can we get flan?
Mother: Okay, you need to stop being so annoying.
Six-year-old boy: Maybe.

Supermarket
Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Adrienne

Posted on October 8, 2008
Default, Food, Guys, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms, Offers and requests, Should have used a condom, Stores, Wishes

A Man's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Perdue

Guido with cigar to girlfriend: I don't know baby, but I have to follow that chicken.

Key West, Florida

Overheard by: twattylant

Posted on October 7, 2008
Animals, Default, Florida, Guys, Smokers, Weirdness

As Friends

White guy: So, is it true that when you die you go to heaven and get forty virgins to do whatever with?
Muslim guy: No, that's wrong. It's heaven: you get as many virgins as you want.

Liberty High School
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on October 7, 2008
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Guys, Questions, Religion, Religious fanatics, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Whiteys

For Every World-Class Canadian Beer, There Are Hundreds of Failures

Dude #1: I think there's piss in my mouth…
Dude #2: Yeah man, that's piss-mouth, it happens.

Pemberton, BC
Canadia

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on October 6, 2008
Canadia, Default, Guys, Pee, Sensory experiences, Weirdness, Words

Guys