Tonight on Logo

Guy with girl #1, yelling: Oh, hey! How's it going? I love your haircut!
Guy with girl #2, walking in opposite direction: Thank you.
Guy #1: Thank you!
Guy #2: You're welcome.
Guy #1: I love you!
Guy #2: I love you, too.

Olympia, Washington

Posted on December 15, 2018
Compliments, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Hair, Stupidity, Washington

Yeah, We Read the Admissions Brochure

College guy from dorm room window to tour group: If your daughters are virgins they won't be for long!

Miami University
Oxford, Ohio

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on December 14, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Family ties, Guys, Ohio, Virginity

And I’ve Gone to Quite a Few Tastings

Dude: Eggs are just chicken menstruation.
Tired guy: Best menstruation I’ve ever had!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/best-oh-and-only-forgot-the-only/

Overheard by: douglas

Posted on December 13, 2018
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Default, Food, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard at McGill

But I Have Bought His Ashes on eBay

Guy in Mexican restaurant: Have you ever met the Pope?
Girl in Mexican restaurant: No. He's dead.

Groton, Connecticut

Overheard by: Newt

Posted on December 5, 2018
Connecticut, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Religion, Restaurants

But I Still Adored Gone with the Wind.

Naked dude #1: I'm really surprised by how long it is.
Naked dude #2: Yeah… It's quite long.

Locker Room
Kansas City, Missouri

Posted on December 4, 2018
Bragging, Compare and contrast, Guys, Missouri, Penis, Restroom

…and Then Sags Down Again

Guy: So she googled me, and found the thing from the dance-off with my balls hanging out! It's the first thing that comes up!

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: Overheard at Yale

Posted on December 2, 2018
Balls, Dancing, Default, Guys, Internet, Overheard at Yale, Weirdness

Gosh, I Love the Senator's Parties.

Guy #1: I think I have the handcuffs, but I'll call you if I don't.
Guy #2: Yeah, yeah, and I've got the fairy wings, for sure.

High School
Toronto, Canadia

Overheard by: Hope the where talking about drama class

Posted on December 1, 2018
Canadia, Guys, Kink, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

He Caught Me and Said, “I Got You, Babe.”

Random guy: I came out of the womb at Sonny's Bar-BQ!

Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: heidi

Posted on November 27, 2018
Default, Florida, Food, Guys, Names, Words

I Still Hate to Buy Her a Two-Year Planner, Though

Guy on one side of the store: So how's your friend who has cancer?
Woman in queue, thirty feet away: Oh, she's getting better!
Guy: Really?
Woman: Yeah, they put her on this herbal diet and now she's getting better.
Guy: Wow.
Woman: Yeah, it's amazing.
Guy: So what sort of cancer is it?
Woman: I'm not sure…
Guy: Is it terminus cancer?
Woman: Yeah, I think that's it.
Guy: Terminus cancer, yeah?
Woman: Yeah, yeah, but she's getting better.

London
England

Overheard by: Irongate

Posted on November 25, 2018
England, Food, Guys, Maladies, Questions, Stupidity, Women

Asian Gangs Confound All Our Expectations

Girl: I hate violinists!
Boy: What?
Girl: Violinists.
Boy: Oh. I thought you said “gang-bangers.”

BART Airport Train
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 23, 2018
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Music, San Francisco, Sexuality, Words

Guys