Guy to girl: This is gonna sound weird, but spread your legs!
Las Vegas, Nevada
Guy to girl: This is gonna sound weird, but spread your legs!
Las Vegas, Nevada
Girl: Hey, quit staring at my breasts!
Guy #1: Yeah, why are you staring at my girlfriend’s breasts?
Guy #2: Well, man, see… It’s like this — she’s like my sister.
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Overheard by: lissa
Guy: Statutory rape is the jaywalking of sex crimes!
Interbay Golf
Seattle, Washington
Man: There are mutes dying all over the world, and they can't say anything! So here I am…
Providence, Rhode Island
Good looking dude, walking up to friend: Cunnilingus!
Good looking friend: And cunnilingus to you too.
Wits University
Johannesburg
South Africa
Girl: The first Pokemon movie was really sad.
Guy #1: Oh, yeah! It made me cry.
Girl: I couldn’t believe when Pikachu almost died…
Guy #2: Have you guys seen Pokemon porn?
Girl: Okay, let’s just stop right there.
Guy #2: No, it’s crazy. You know Misty? She’ll do like anything!
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Guy on cell: I'll buy you an infinite beer!
UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts
Boy: We could have the clones test nuclear bombs!
Girl: They’re not robots. They’re real people.
Boy: So? They still blow up.
Seattle, Washington
Fat suit on cell: Damn that grandma!
Russell Square Station
London
England
