You Ruined the Entire Experience Of Jerry Maguire for Me

American guy #1: Fuck, here I am, sitting on top of some fucking sandmountain in the goddam desert in Chile, god knows how far away from home, to watch some goddam sunset! And I'm not even on my fucking own, or with some hot chick. I'm sitting here with severeal hundred other people. It's such a fucking waste. It's kinda like sitting all alone in the movie theater, and then some dickhead comes and sits down next too you.
American guy #2: Yeah, I did that once!
American guy #1: I hate you. (walks away).

San Pedro de Attacama
Chile

Overheard by: Hege

Posted on August 2, 2018
Compare and contrast, Foreigners, Gripes, Guys, Insults, South America

But I've Thought About That, Too

Girl: Cara is so cute.
Guy: Yeah, she's adorable.
Girl: I mean, if I were a lesbian, I'd have sex with her.
Guy: I'm a little creeped out by that.
Girl: I mean, I've thought about it… (slight pause) I've never weighed myself!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 31, 2018
Beauty, Bi-curious, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Weirdness

Not in This Relationship

Girl running up stairs: I ran three miles yesterday!
Boy out of breath: I’m wearing pants.

Boyertown High School, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 28, 2018
Clothes, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania

We Know, Eminem.

30-something guy: I can't speak English, but my prose is fuckin' smooth.

Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: hb

Posted on July 14, 2018
Compare and contrast, Guys, Language barrier, Massachusetts

To Be Really Is to Be Perceived

Guy: Dude, I think my roommate.

Leiden University
The Netherlands

Overheard by: Billy the Bootlegger

Posted on July 13, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Netherlands, Philosophy, Weirdness

Fine– Just Don't Wake Me

Guy to drunk girl at a party, whispering loudly: Will you have sex with me?
Drunk girl: No.
Guy: Please?
Drunk girl: No.
Guy: Aww…come on!

Omaha, Nebraska

Posted on July 7, 2018
Default, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Nebraska, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex

Eating Dirt Is Also Off-Limits

Girl #1, talking about Lasik surgery: Well, they either cut your eye completely with a laser, or they do part of it surgically.
Girl #2: No! No! Stop. I can't talk about eyes. Don't talk about eyes, especially when I'm eating.
Guy: This is just like with my friend, Marise. We can't talk about killing people because she's from Haiti.

Arlington, Virginia

Overheard by: Molly

Posted on July 6, 2018
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Girls, Guys, Violence, Virginia

Isn't That a Song from Rent?

Guy #1: Yeah, getting crabs would suck.
Guy #2: Totally. But Aids would suck worse. There's no shampoo for Aids.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/416361786/youre-kidding.html

Overheard by: too soon? I think so

Posted on July 5, 2018
Feelings, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, STDs

Every Time She Tips Forward, I'm Right There to Catch Her

College boy #1: Well dude, is she hot?
College boy #2: She's like my best friend, dude, but you'll probably think she's hot. I mean she's got huge tits, but she's my best friend.

Winona State University
Winona, Minnesota

Posted on July 2, 2018
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Students

Which Is Why Robot Sex Is the Wave Of the Future

Guy in bicycle to another, intensely: People like to be artificially stimulated.

Encino, California

Posted on June 26, 2018
California, Foreplay, Guys, Technology

Guys