Ask John Wayne

Man playing fantasy board game: You can have as many pilgrims as you want!

Wegmans
Woodbridge, New Jersey

Posted on September 13, 2018
Feelings, Guys, New Jersey, Religion, Weirdness

Dolly Parton Doesn't Get Out Much These Days

Blonde: Oh my god! Are you wearing makeup?
Black man in drag: Yes I am, sugar.
Blonde: Where did you get it?
Black man in drag: Um, the store.
Blonde: Do they make makeup for black people?

Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Overheard by: Natalie

Posted on September 9, 2018
Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Race, Tennessee, Weirdness

Why Are Guys So Afraid Of Making a Full Colon Committment?

Bearded guy: So, I've been really getting into, like, semicolons.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on September 9, 2018
Canadia, Education, Guys, Philosophy, Weirdness

Raise Your Hand If You Know a Football Player Who Died Of a Heart Attack or Stroke

Football player #1: What are you getting?
Football player #2: I think I'm gonna get four hot dogs.
Football player #1: Dude! You're only supposed to eat three a week! It's like…the sodium or something. Three hot dogs have all the sodium you're supposed to have in a week.
Football player #2: You're fucking retarded! I'm getting four hot dogs and I'm gonna eat all four of them in their sodium goodness. Watch me.

Dining Hall, Ball State University
Muncie, Indiana

Overheard by: Colleen

Posted on September 5, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Guys, Indiana, Insults, Offers and requests, Questions, Stupidity

The Last Time I’ll Put My Money Where My Mouth Is

Man coming out of strip club: My mouth still tastes like dollars.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Posted on September 5, 2018
Compare and contrast, Guys, Louisiana, Money, Mouth, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Like a Good-Karma Chameleon?

College guy #1: I can't believe I wasn't invited to the wedding.
College guy #2: Maybe if you'd eat another lizard.

Clancy's Irish Pub
Keyser, West Virginia

Overheard by: Millicent Bystander

Posted on September 4, 2018
Advice, Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Food, Frat boy types, Guys, West Virginia

The Difference between Boys and Girls

Guy to girlfriend: My dick is aching for your vagina.
Girl: I missed you too.

Barista cafe
Mumbai
India

Overheard by: mehr

Posted on August 30, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Compliments, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, India, Penis, Relationships, Sex, Vagina, Wishes, Words

Nala Would Be an Animal in Bed, Though

Drunk college guy: Is that Nala?
Drunk college chick: She is so pretty… Don’t you think she’s pretty?
Drunk college guy: I’m not really into cartoons…[after several seconds] I gotta say, though, Kim pretty hot.

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on August 20, 2018
Beauty, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Guys, Students, Tennessee, TV shows, Yeahhh, college!

And Fighting Scares Off Daddy's Dealer

Tough-looking guy with eight-year-old: Don't go over there! Dirty, gross stuff over there, dirty people go there.
Kid, climbing through railing bars: Druggies!
Dad: Don't say that around here! Daddy doesn't want to have to fight anyone.

Chinatown
Downtown Winnipeg
Canadia

Overheard by: al

Posted on August 20, 2018
Canadia, Dads, Default, Drugs, Family ties, Guys, Kids

Kids Raised on Sesame Street Often Have That Reaction

(bible thumper holding cross is passing out pamphlets on the street)
Hipster guy, yelling: Yeah! Lower case 't'!

Royal Oak, Michigan

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on August 3, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Hipsters, Michigan, Weirdness, Words