Jerry Springer Expands to Foreign Markets.

Mother to teen son: Your hair needs a cut.
Teen son: Your face needs a cut.
Dad: Your face needs a punch!

Ebdentown
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on June 8, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Family, Guys, Hair, Moms, New Zealand, Offers and requests, Teens, Violence

This Will Easier to Explain with a Cone and Two Scoops

Nanny to five-year-old: Look, Stephen, there's a kitty!
Stephen, petting cat: Since boys have short hair and girls have long hair, then this kitty is a boy.
Nanny: Maybe not. Boys can have long hair and girls can have short hair too.
Stephen: Then how do you tell if it's a girl or a boy?
Nanny: How 'bout some ice cream?

Washington, DC

Posted on April 5, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Food, Girls, Guys, Hair, Kids, Questions, Washington, DC

Molly Ringwald Was the Mandy Moore Of Her Day

Hipster girl to friend, looking at DVDs: Hey, you know my friend Stephanie, whose boyfriend I made out with, Corey? His favorite movie was A Walk to Remember. He admitted it and everything.
Hipster friend, touching hipster friend's head: You have a really soft scalp.
Hipster girl: That means I'll never lose my hair. Oh! The Breakfast Club!

Edgewood Target
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: I didn't make out with him

Posted on April 3, 2009
Body parts, Default, Friends, Georgia, Girls, Hair, Hipsters, Movies, Questions, Relationships

His Tusks Are Hot, Though

Girl: It's been a week and I still haven't gotten the smell of bacon out of my hair.
Supportive friend: You have a weird boyfriend.

Rochester, New York

Posted on April 1, 2009
Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Hair, New York, Relationships, Weirdness

Ever Wake Up in Mid-Sentence, With No Idea What You're Talking About?

Male student: Sorry to use an STD metaphor again, but I think the bee pubic hair represented herpes.

Whittier College
Whittier, California

Overheard by: Sam (kind of hard not to)

Posted on March 6, 2009
Animals, California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Hair, Maladies, STDs, Students

King Henry V Was Disinclined to Explain

Barber, as 23-year-old boy with bad haircut sits down into his chair: So what's with this bowl cut thing you got going on?

The Barber Shop
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Will

Posted on February 13, 2009
Default, Employees, Fashion, Hair, Pennsylvania, Questions

I'm Thinking of Transferring to Brown

Lacrosse player: Bro, dude, all I did today was play Halo and grow my hair.

overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on February 3, 2009
Default, Games, Guys, Hair, Overheard at Yale, Weirdness

Nice Recovery, Boyo

Six-year-old child to teacher, upon seeing her new haircut for the first time: What's wrong with your hair?
Teacher: What do you mean “what's wrong with my hair”?
Child (with eyes downcast): It just looks so beautiful.
Teacher: Well, thank you.

New Westminster
BC
Canadia

Posted on January 14, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Hair, Kids, Questions, Teachers

Dolly Parton Faced Animosity Upon Returning to School

Student to another: Okay! Whatever, hooker hair!

University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

Overheard by: Li'l Bit

Posted on December 5, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Hair, Insults, North Carolina, Students, Words

Hair