Close Enough

Girl: Do you have any keys?
Lady: Nope, just an armadillo.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on October 7, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Michigan, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness, Women

Bratz Has Everyone Confused

Lady to greeter: Do you have any children's CDs…like for real children?
Greeter: (bewildered look)

Greenville, South Carolina

Posted on October 5, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Music, Offers and requests, Questions, South Carolina, Women, Words

Well, I Suppose You're Worthy

Waitress: Can I get you something to drink?
Boyfriend: Uh yeah, a Sprite please.
Waitress: Is 7 Up okay?
Boyfriend: Uh…sure.
Waitress: And for you?
Girlfriend: Can I get a Sprite?

New Market
Canadia

Overheard by: meggler

Posted on October 2, 2008
Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Restaurants, Servers, Stupidity

Don't Get Saucy with Me, Mr. Clinton

Nurse: How are the bowel movements?
Patient: Define “bowel movements.”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363326029/we-may-need-a-bigger-needle.html

Overheard by: Not a Dr

Posted on October 2, 2008
Body parts, Default, Health & Hygiene, Nurses, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Patients, Questions, Words

The TV Series That Never Made It to Lifetime

Woman #1: Come on, hurry up! I want to go home.
Woman #2: Jesus, you sure do get cranky when you're sober.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/dont-we-all.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on October 1, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Eavesdrop DC, Offers and requests, Time Management, Wishes, Women

If Renaissance Painters Ran the Beauty Industry

Skinny woman: So what do you do?
Fat woman: I'm a dietitian.
Skinny woman: You should give me some advice!

Menands, New York

Posted on September 28, 2008
Advice, Default, Diet & weight, Fat people, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Skinny people, Women

Whoever Cares the Least Wins the Fight

Woman (sarcastically): I'm sorry, I'm such a bitch.
Man: Hmm…
Woman: You think I'm a bitch, don't you?
Man: I didn't say that.
Woman: You didn't disagree with me.
Man: You know yourself better than I do.
Woman: I can't believe you called me a bitch.
Man: I didn't call you a bitch, you called yourself a bitch.
Woman: But you didn't tell me I'm not a bitch.
Man: Because you're acting like a bitch.
Woman: See? You think I'm a bitch!
Man: I said you were acting like a bitch.
Woman: Whats the difference?
Man: Dustin Hoffman acted like a retard, but it doesn't mean he is one.
Woman: I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but you're a dick for thinking I'm a bitch.
Man: Do you mean I'm acting like a dick or I am a dick?
Woman: Fuck you! (storms out)
Man: Too easy. Caramel Macchiato please!

Starbucks
Westminster, Colorado

Posted on September 21, 2008
About celebrities, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Insults, Movies, Offers and requests, Questions, Restaurants, Weirdness, Women

I'm So Glad You Confided in Me

Frumpy middle aged woman: Excuse me, who can I talk to if I'm interested in purchasing a piece of furniture?
Employee: That would be me. How can I help you?
Frumpy middle aged woman: I'm interesting in purchasing a piece of furniture.

Furniture Store
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania