In Between and During Periods Of Incarceration

Woman to mother being slapped in the rear by little boy: Oooh, your son is bad!
Mother: Yeah, I think he's gonna be an ass man when he grows up!

Jersey City
New Jersey

Posted on July 26, 2009
Age and ageing, Ass, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Parenting, Strangers, Violence, Women

These Cardboard Cut-Outs Were a Great Idea!

Grandma, with camera, to grandson (on Father's Day): Jordan! Go pose over there next to dad, dad, and daddy.

Macaroni Grill
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: SoConfused

Posted on July 26, 2009
Family, Family ties, Florida, Parenting, Restaurants

Later, Steve Would Steal Them, And Have Them Surgically Implanted

Young boy, pointing enthusiastically at a goat: Dad! Dad! Look! That goat has some big ol' balls!
Father, indulgently: Mmm-hmm. I like that one.

San Antonio, Texas

Posted on July 26, 2009
Animals, Balls, Dads, Kids, Parenting, Texas

Perhaps the Most Important Thing We Learn from Our Fathers

Young dad, trying to put struggling kid in high chair: Come on, don't be a dick.

Restaurant
Brisbane
Australia

Posted on July 25, 2009
Australia, Dads, Insults, Kids, Parenting, Penis, Restaurants

If You Don't Accept My Low, Low Introductory Offer Right Now

Mother to kid: Stop that right now, or I'm going to give you to a stranger!
Stranger: Good luck finding one who'll take her.

The Baltimore Aquarium
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Cols

Posted on July 21, 2009
Family ties, Kids, Maryland, Moms, Parenting, Should have used a condom, Strangers, Threats, Weirdness

Judging from What I've Seen on YouTube

Teen daughter: Mom, what does an orgasm feel like?
Mom, looking at older daughter: Ask your sister, she'd probably know better than I would.

Portland, Oregon

Posted on July 21, 2009
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Family, Family ties, Moms, Oregon, Orgasm, Parenting, Questions, Siblings, Teens, Words

Gay Babies May Fail to Grasp the Point

Mom with eight-month-old to other parents with small child: Yeah, I've already told his dad he's going to have to give him some sort of remedial breast lessons when he's older…he's bad with the boobies.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Raina

Posted on July 14, 2009
Age and ageing, Kids, Moms, Oregon, Parenting, Parents, Rack

I Was Gonna Give Up the Baby Anyway

Teenage girl #1 in high school bathroom: I'm excited that I'm pregnant, it just sucks that I'll have to give up drinking.
Teenage girl #2: Why? I didn't!

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: not surprised