Either Listen Up or Nap Like the Rest Of Us, Dude

Guy leaving psych class: Why are we talking about bed bugs liking it up the ass?! How is that relevant?

University of Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Ellie

Posted on October 30, 2019
Ass, Colleges & Universities, Education, Insects, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Weirdness

NewsFlash: “Your Mom” Replaces “That's What She Said” As Laziest Insult

Girl: I think the live-action of GTO is so much better.
Guy: I think the live action of your mom is so much better.

Norristown, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 26, 2019
Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, Pop culture, TV shows

You'll Start Wearing Deodorant?

6th grade student: Miss Smith, I've decided that I'm gonna to end my reign of terror.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 16, 2019
Default, Education, Kids, Pennsylvania, Students, Weirdness

Lucy and Ethel Have a Serious Falling-out

Well dressed woman on cell: No, no, no. That’s the problem, I can’t just shoot her because she is on my property. She has to be like breaking into the house or something… We’ll have to find another way.

Maket East Train Station
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 19, 2019
Crimes, Default, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Suits, Train, Violence, Women

…When She Complained About Her First Day Of Preschool.

Field hockey jockette: And then I said, “at least you didn't get gonorrhea!”

Ursinus College
Collegeville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: reading in the lounge

Posted on September 14, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Jocks, Pennsylvania, Sex, STDs, Students

Since Writing Messages in Blood on His Mirror Doesn't Seem to Be Doing the Trick

Girl #1: Oh, whose car do you think it is? Maybe it's his!
Girl #2: Don't hit it!
Girl #1: Or maybe I should. Give us something to talk about. Hey, remember that time I totaled your car?

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 6, 2019
Advice, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness

Body Nazis Are So Vulnerable to Imperfection

Girl: I am going to show you guys my toe, and you’re gonna be sorry!

Cresson, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on August 3, 2019
Beauty, Body parts, Feelings, Girls, Pennsylvania, Sensory experiences, Threats

I Believe the Technical Term Is “Manure”

9-year-old boy, biking: Yo, what kind of flowers are they?
13-year-old brother, also biking: They be poppies an' calla-lilies an' peonies an' oleanders an' hydrangeas an' shit.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Phanatic

Posted on July 25, 2019
Kids, Pennsylvania, Questions, Siblings, Tweens, Words

Good Point —No Effect on Religious Beliefs

Professor: Now, if we did eliminate illness and achieved immortality there might be serious religious repercussions. Can anyone think of how this might affect religious beliefs?
Bimbette: Well, like, if Hitler were immortal, he would, like, go to jail for, like, a million years and then, like, chill out for eternity, you know?

Eternal Youth and Immortality Seminar
Lafayette College, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: knows that Hitler would still be dead because he SHOT himself

Posted on July 20, 2019
Bimbettes, Class, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Education, History, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Questions, Religion, Stupidity, Teachers

Yeah? Shalom, Baby

Black man, approaching black woman wrapped in garments with only her eyes visible: Salam Aleikum.
Woman: I'm not Muslim, muthafucka, I'm cold!

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Michael

Posted on July 9, 2019
Default, Feelings, Guys, Insults, Names, Pennsylvania, Religion, Women