Scissors, Ipods, Horses, Pauses…

Dude #1: Hey man, wanna go get some things pregnant?
Dude #2: Um. What? What kind of things?
Dude #1: Just stuff. Whatever we find.

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on January 17, 2018
Guys, Jerks, Leisure, Offers and requests, Overheard at UMBC, Pregnancy, Questions, Sex, Wishes

Next on Maury

Brunette: And then he called me back ten minutes later and told me his brother got his girlfriend pregnant, and she's like sixteen or something.
Blonde: Is he mad his brother and his girlfriend hooked up?
Brunette: He's got more serious issues dating a child and shit.

Kent State University
Kent, Ohio

Posted on November 20, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Family ties, Girls, Ohio, Pregnancy, Sex

I’d Like to Figure Out How It Happened

Chick in hall: Guess what? I’m pregnant.
Friend: Oh.
Chick: Yeah. Wanna study tonight?

Arlington High School
Arlington, Texas

Overheard by: tina

Posted on November 4, 2017
Pregnancy, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Texas

Is It Too Late for a Teachable Moment?

Manly guy to male friend carrying fake baby for parenting class: So, did Beth* get her period yet?

Wichita, Kansas

Posted on June 28, 2017
Education, Friends, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Kansas, Parenting, Pregnancy, Questions

I’m Thinking, I’m Thinking!

Prof: Do you think that kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach was wrong?
Student: Ummmm… I’m not certain.
Prof: Do you think that what he did was a crime?
[Student pauses for nearly 30 seconds.]Student #2: Dude, he kicked a baby.

Seton Hall Law
Newark, New Jersey

Posted on May 26, 2017
Class, Crimes, New Jersey, Philosophy, Pregnancy, Questions, Stomach, Students, Teachers, Violence

Which Most People Only Try a Couple of Times in College

Girl #1: Yeah, I hate when people talk about babies like they grow in your stomach. They're in your uterus!
Girl #2: Yeah, it's so dumb. Like, that's not even possible unless you swallowed a penis…or ate a baby.

Connecticut

Posted on April 13, 2017
Body parts, Connecticut, Default, Girls, Penis, Pregnancy, Stupidity, Weirdness

…As Dear Abby Told You in That Column

Girl #1, throwing home pregnancy test into friend's basket: Here, I think you need this.
Girl #2, throwing box of condoms into friend's basket: Not as much as you need these, you slut.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Erica

Posted on October 13, 2016
Comebacks, Condoms, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Insults, Pregnancy, Washington, DC

But, Oddly Enough, Nine Months Later Sean Preston Was Born

Young professional woman: So, my husband and I decided we were ready to have a baby, but when I got pregnant I sort of freaked out and thought I wasn't ready. So I went out with my girlfriends, ate a bunch of sushi, smoked a pack of cigarettes and drank a fifth of tequila. Sure enough, the next day, I got my period. That shit really is bad for the pregnancy.

Flight over Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on September 15, 2016
Airports & flights, Default, Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Feelings, Food, Georgia, Pregnancy, Relationships, Smoking, Women

One Downmanship Is Fun!

Woman #1: Sorry I'm late, I had bad anxiety.
Woman #2: I have bad allergies and a hangover.
Woman #1: Well, I'm pregnant.
Woman #3, looking up suddenly: What!?
Woman #1: Top that!

Barnes & Noble
Birmingham, Alabama

Posted on October 24, 2015
Alabama, Compare and contrast, Headaches, Maladies, Pregnancy, Stores, Women

Thanks a Lot, Abstinence Only Education

Guy on phone: So, wait — if he put it in yo’ butt that mean the baby gon’ come out yo’ ass?

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/happy-mothers-day.html

Overheard by: flash

Posted on September 12, 2015
On the phone, Overheard in Philly, Pregnancy, Questions

Pregnancy