When Halloween Safety Goes Too Far

Bored school nurse: Valerie, do you remember the name of the little girl who ate the glowstick last week?

Elementary School
Utah

Posted on June 25, 2015
Default, Food, Girls, Kids, Names, Nurses, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Utah

Life Has It’s Problems, but Don’t Blame That Island

Girl in serious conversation with friend: So, life’s not all fun and games on Taco Island?

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 24, 2015
Friends, Pennsylvania, Questions

Or the Pope's Been Using That “Sugar N' Spice” Bodywash Again

Tour guide: Now go up the stairs and take a left at the top. (pause) Wait, do I smell cookies? I smell cookies!

Vatican Museum
Vatican City

Overheard by: Face

Posted on June 24, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Europe, Food, Questions, Tourist attractions

It's Been the Top Story on CNN All Week

White trash man to white trash woman: So did you hear the news?
White trash woman: No, what?
White trash man (sighing despairingly): Aggie broke her corn-broom.
White trash woman, looking stricken: Oh, no!

Giant Tiger Store
Napanee, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Rockbot

Posted on June 24, 2015
Canadia, Cleanliness, Default, Guys, Questions, Stores, Weirdness, Women

The Kind Of Boy Who Grows Up to Be President

Eight-year-old boy playing Nintendo: Die! Die! Diediediediediediedie!
Older brother: Isn't that a little violent?
Eight-year-old: I'm goddam Kirby! I can do anything I want!

Houston, Texas

Posted on June 24, 2015
Death & dying, Default, Family, Games, Guys, Kids, Offers and requests, Questions, Texas, Violence

Am I the Only Goat Nanny in New Orleans?

Elderly woman on cell: Hello? What? How many goats? Give it to Nancy*. Just leave it on her porch. It's just one and I don't want it. (long pause) Put it there and ring the doorbell. I don't care how you do it, I'm on vacation, don't bother me. (hangs up phone)

Louis Armstrong International Airport
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: T Perk

Posted on June 24, 2015
Airports & flights, Animals, Default, Gripes, Louisiana, Names, Questions, Weirdness, Women

But Variety Is the Spice Of Life

Redhead gay in short shorts: Did you ever imagine yourself falling in love with a ginger vegetarian?
Smoking gay in short shorts (taking drag from cigarette): Not in a million years.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355863076/i-love-them-2.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on June 23, 2015
Default, Food, Overheard in Minneapolis, Queers, Questions, Relationships, Smokers

The Man Probably Needs His Bran, Honey

Daughter: Why did you pick up that man's cereal, dad?
Dad: Because he dropped it, sweetie.
Daughter: Oh, is it because he's old?

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Kara

Posted on June 23, 2015
Age and ageing, Canadia, Dads, Food, Girls, Questions

Can I Still Have My Period on Your Face?

Girlfriend to boyfriend: So should I stop peeing in front of you ?
Boyfriend to girlfriend: No, I don't mind. I don't care…just don't let me see you poop, that's just too fucking weird.

Michigan

Overheard by: da da

Posted on June 23, 2015
Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Pee, Poop, Questions, Weirdness

How to Come Out to Your Parents in One Easy Step

Dad: Oh, the menu says they have fish tacos. Have you ever had a fish taco? I've never had a fish taco.
Mom: No, I haven't. I don't think I'm going to get a fish taco.
Young daughter (under her breath): Fish tacos make me think bad things.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Overheard by: they make me think bad things too

Posted on June 22, 2015
Dads, Default, Fears, Feelings, Food, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Wisconsin

Questions