We Told You It Was a Lousy Safe Word

Little girl on playground: Ow! Ow! Ow! Doesn't this word mean anything to you?

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on September 1, 2009
Colorado, Kids, Language barrier, Questions, Words

Your Editors' Verdict: Shower Yes, Loofah No

20-something chick on cell: Hello? Seriously? It smelled like your balls last time you used it! (pause) Okay, I guess, make sure you rinse out that motherfucker! You too, bye.
Friend: What was that about?
20-something chick: My boyfriend wants to use my shower, and my loofah.
Friend: Oh.

San Antonio, Texas

Posted on September 1, 2009
Balls, Bathing, Chicks, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Friends, Insults, On the phone, Questions, Sensory experiences, Texas, Weirdness, Wishes

They Really Need Better Facebook Pictures

Girl: Can you poke the Mars Bars?
Guy: They don't feel white.
Girl: Do they feel brown?
Guy: Yep, they feel brown.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on August 31, 2009
Canadia, Feelings, Food, Girls, Guys, Questions, Race, Stupidity

Like Everyone in That Detrol Commercial

Guy, suddenly getting up from table: Gotta go!
Girl #1: Where's he going?
Girl #2: Maybe he's Superman.

Wilfrid Laurier University
Waterloo, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: mookie

Posted on August 31, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, Pop culture, Questions

Um, I Named the Breast “Sketchy Bastard”

Guy to girlfriend after late-night party: You name a breast after me, but you don't trust me?

West End
Portland, Maine

Posted on August 30, 2009
Couples, Maine, Names, Questions, Rack, Relationships

When Sex Ed Works Too Well.

Biology teacher: Can anyone give me an example of a parasite?
Girl: A baby!

Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Tangent

Posted on August 29, 2009
Animals, Education, Kids, Parenting, Questions, Science, Students, Teachers, Wisconsin

Their Gary Glitter/ Al Gore Poster Became a Worldwide Sensation

Teacher: So, what would you like to put on your poster?
Third grade boy: Glitter!
Third grade girl: Gore!

Acting Class
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on August 27, 2009
Class, Education, Questions, Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Wisconsin

I Hate to Ask Their Names, Though

Girl #1: Girl, I am pregnant.
Girl #2: Do you know who the daddy is?
Girl #1: No!
Girl #2: Girl, my doctor told me that when I sleep with a man, to write it on the calendar, so if I get pregnant they can try to find the daddy!

Elevator, Columbus State Community College
Columbus, Ohio