Think Of It As a Cheap Facelift!

Old woman in roller coaster line: Does this one go upside down? I don't like it when they do upside down.
Little boy: You'll be fine, grandma. Come on!

Universal Studios
Florida

Posted on January 2, 2023
Feelings, Florida, Kids, Old folks, Questions, Sensory experiences

Getting a Piece Of Tail Is Always a Problem in Ohio

Woman to man: She fucked the lobster?

Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on December 30, 2022
Animals, Guys, Kink, Ohio, Questions, Sex, Women

I’d Rather Chafe Your Chimichanga

Tired-looking girl to security officer: Are you the guy who’s going to burn my taco?

Dallas-Fort Worth Airport
Texas

Posted on December 24, 2022
Chicks, Food, Gripes, Questions, Texas

Why You Gotta Ax So Many Questions?

Jackie O. lookalike: If I can’t sneak cigarettes into my house, what makes you think I can get an ax?

Starfest Sci-fi Convention
Denver, Colorado

Posted on December 21, 2022
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Questions, Smoking, Weirdness

Trust Me– I Gave Derek His First Blow Job.

Sophomore girl #1: Did you hear Matt and Derek are going out now?
Sophomore girl #2: No way! I totally gave Matt his first blow job. He can't be gay! (pauses) Oh my god! Do you think I turned him gay?
Passing junior guy: Yeah, that'd do it.

High School
Annapolis, Maryland

Posted on December 20, 2022
BJs, Girls, Maryland, Questions, Relationships, Students

I Mean, What Good Is a Briefcase Without Briefs?

Old dude to another, reminiscing: You still got that briefcase with all that underwear in it?

Kansas City, Missouri

Posted on December 19, 2022
Clothes, Missouri, Old folks, Questions, Undies, Weirdness

This Conversation's the Libretto for an Entire Italian Opera

Girl #1: It's too hot.
Girl #2: Did you say it's hot?
Girl #1: I said it's too hot.
Girl #2: For pizza?
Girl #1: For everything. For life.

Venice
Italy

Overheard by: Chris

Posted on December 17, 2022
Food, Girls, Italy, Questions, Weather

A Confusion Often Found in Young Big Bad Wolves

Mom: Can you sit there and be mommy's good boy just a little longer? We're almost done shopping.
Boy: No. I'm not your good boy. I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh you aren't? Then will you be a big boy for me?
Boy: No, I'm not your big boy! I'm not your big boy, and I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh really, then what are you?
Boy: I'm a grandma!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/read-too-much-shirley-maclaine.html

Overheard by: kari