School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Architecture tutor critiquing students' poster: When you look at it, it starts making some irrational type of sense.

Unitec Polytech
Auckland
New Zealand

Teacher: Sit the fuck down and stop acting like a bird!

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Teacher: See, adjectives are boring old turtles.
Students: Uhhh.
Teacher: But participles are like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Marshall High School
Virginia

Overheard by: amused student….

Ditz to friend: He took me Facebook poking him as a romantic gesture!

TC Central High School
Michigan

Dude: You have a sister, right?
Chick: Yeah.
Dude: Is she hot?
Chick: She’s 12 and shaped like a rectangle.
Dude: That doesn’t answer my question.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia

Girl: Jazmin*, what was you doing in the bathroom?
Jazmin: Oh, you know…
Boy across the hall: She was taking a dump!
Jazmin: Yup! That’s what we do all day, every day.

Public High School
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: andromeda

English teacher: It’s a big responsibility to be a goddess, it troubles me all the time.

A.C. Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Boy: Why do you wear that on your head?
Muslim girl, indifferently: So the aliens don't read my brain.

High School
Utah

Overheard by: I need one of those!

Girl: So this girl was like: “I want half your pants!”

Hazelwood West High School
Florissant, Missouri

Overheard by: Melissa

Dude: Just because I watched you out a window for an hour doesn’t mean I’m creepy.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado