I Can Finally See Things Clearly.

Hipster guy: Are you going to bed?
Hipster girl: No. I just don't know man. I feel like my head is full of Saran wrap.

Virginia Tech
Blacksburg, Virginia

Posted on September 17, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Health & Hygiene, Hipsters, Questions, Sensory experiences, Virginia

Who Wants to Volunteer for My First Demonstration?

Economics professor, discussing equilibrium in trade curves: When you reach that point, the climax, everyone can go home satisfied and exhausted. So as you can imagine, we're going to fool around with these curves quite a bit.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/american-university-where-you-can-get.html

Overheard by: au

Posted on September 15, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Eavesdrop DC, Education, Sensory experiences, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

I'm Surprised That You Left the House

Girl #1: I smell vagina. Do you smell vagina?
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Is it my vagina? Maybe it's your breath. (girl #2 blows in her face) Yeah, it's your breath. It smells like vagina.

Charleston, South Carolina

Posted on September 4, 2009
Girls, Questions, Sensory experiences, South Carolina, Vagina

Your Editors' Verdict: Shower Yes, Loofah No

20-something chick on cell: Hello? Seriously? It smelled like your balls last time you used it! (pause) Okay, I guess, make sure you rinse out that motherfucker! You too, bye.
Friend: What was that about?
20-something chick: My boyfriend wants to use my shower, and my loofah.
Friend: Oh.

San Antonio, Texas

Posted on September 1, 2009
Balls, Bathing, Chicks, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Friends, Insults, On the phone, Questions, Sensory experiences, Texas, Weirdness, Wishes

Mormon Undergarments, Explained

Emo girl #1: I don't want to smell bad; I just want to look like crap.
Emo girl #2: Yeah…

Hospital
Salt Lake City, Utah

Posted on August 19, 2009
Girls, Sensory experiences, Utah, Weirdness, Wishes

I Said It Smells Like Tacos, Not Shit

Gray-haired lady: It smells like tacos in here.
Older blue-haired lady, gesturing toward Latino family several feet away: I think it's those people over there.

Metropolitan Airport
Detroit, Michigan

Posted on August 14, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Food, Michigan, Old folks, Sensory experiences, Stupidity, Women

A Slope Made Slippery by Extra Butter

20-something chick, gravely: I'm having severe intrusive thoughts about buying a medium popcorn.
Friend: So go buy a popcorn.
20-something chick, gravely: No, you don't get it. I'm serious.

Vancouver
Canadia