It Was Softball League– We'd Both Been Drinking

Supportive male friend: It's okay! Just remember, you fucked her sister with a baseball bat.
Cute girl: I know, I know…

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on July 15, 2009
Family ties, Friends, Girls, Michigan, Sex, Violence, Weirdness

So Smuggle Something Spreadable, Like Whipped Cream.

Flight attendant, describing Australia's quarantine practices: And if you do not declare any foodstuff and you get caught you may face on-the-spot fines, or prostitution.

Flight to Sydney, Australia

Overheard by: Erik

Posted on July 12, 2009
Airports & flights, Australia, Crimes, Flight attendants, Food, Sex

…While the Three Little Pigs Watched Through Binoculars.

Psych professor: Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a sexual encounter.

Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana

Posted on July 11, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Education, Indiana, Sex, Singing, Teachers

Always Wondered What Went on at Those Methodist Schools

Chick: I chased him into the boys bathroom, and now I'm all wet!

Millsaps College
Jackson, Mississippi

Posted on July 10, 2009
Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Education, Gripes, Mississippi, Sex, Weirdness

The Real Secret Behind Jared's Weight Loss.

Girl #1: I haven't kissed him in over a week because he has mono. But a couple days ago we went out to Subway, and then to my house to eat it and watch a movie. Well, he went home and I saw what I thought was my Subway cup, so I took a big swig out of it.
Girl #2: Oh, no!
Girl #1: Yeah, and I said “screw it!” and I just decided to make out with him, since I missed it so much. But I've been feeling a little crappy lately.
Girl #2: (stares)
Girl #1, thoughtfully: I hope I'm not getting sick. (pause) Oh, this shirt is cute!

UCCS
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Dazeys

Posted on July 9, 2009
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Food, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Maladies, Movies, Sex, Stupidity, Wishes

Then I Found Out She Had an Anne Frank Fetish and I Was Like, “Whew!”

Barmaid: I was having sex with a girl, and in the heat of the moment she called me Frank. Which is horrifying, as that's her dad's name.

Pub
Surrey
England

Posted on July 8, 2009
Baristas, Bars & Clubs, England, Family ties, Names, Sex, Weirdness

…Stuck on Your Penis.

Young man to friends: So apparently people get all offended if you walk into the farmers market with a bottle of KY jelly.

Iowa City, Iowa

Posted on July 3, 2009
Friends, Iowa, Sex, Weirdness

…After What Happened Last Time?

Sober sorostitute with heavy smoker's voice: Like o-m-g, I just decided on my Halloween costume!
Drunk sorostitute, stamping feet: Oh my god! What?! What what what?
Sober sorostitute: Wait for it…wait for it… Little ho peep!
Drunk sorostitute: Can we have sex with the little ho sheep?

Duke University
Durham, North Carolina

Overheard by: Disgusted