Maybe She's Good at It

Teenage girl #1: I don't understand how she has a boyfriend! She is so ugly!
Teenage girl #2: It's obviously because she puts out.
Teenage girl #1: So do I!

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: I'll be your boyfriend

Posted on August 29, 2009
Australia, Beauty, Biotechs, Girls, Relationships, Sex, Teens

…Plus, I Prefer Anal. Anal!!

Chronically oversharing blonde woman: If I didn't know better, I'd swear there was a baby up in there, but there are three reasons I know that's impossible. For one thing, I'm on birth control, which is why I've gained twenty-five pounds. Twenty-five pounds! Also, I haven't had sex since (whispers) October, (resumes normal voice) so I'd be overdue. And I got my period today.

Chilango's Mexican Restaurant
Rochester, New York

Overheard by: TARDIS Dyke

Posted on August 26, 2009
Diet & weight, Health & Hygiene, New York, Pregnancy, Restaurants, Sex, Women

I Hate to Ask Their Names, Though

Girl #1: Girl, I am pregnant.
Girl #2: Do you know who the daddy is?
Girl #1: No!
Girl #2: Girl, my doctor told me that when I sleep with a man, to write it on the calendar, so if I get pregnant they can try to find the daddy!

Elevator, Columbus State Community College
Columbus, Ohio

Posted on August 26, 2009
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Ohio, Parenting, Preggers, Pregnancy, Questions, Sex, Stupidity

You're Wearing a Nametag.

Chick, approaching yuppie guy: Hey I haven't seen you since…
Yuppie guy: Since I nailed you in the high school bathroom! Four… five years ago, right Jen?
Chick: No, that wasn't me. But thanks for remembering my name!

Bar
Nebraska

Overheard by: allie

Posted on August 12, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Education, Names, Nebraska, Questions, Sex, Time Management, Yuppies

…Which Is Totally a Girl

Guy #1: Dude, have you seen this picture?
Guy #2: Nah, dude. Show it to me.
(guy #1 shows guy #2 picture of naked girl in a scenic background)
Guy #2: Dude, do you think it's gay that I think the scenery is the prettiest thing in this picture?
Guy #3, walking by: No, you just want to fuck the planet.

Carmel, Indiana

Posted on July 24, 2009
Beauty, Compare and contrast, Guys, Indiana, Questions, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

Freedom's Just Another Word for Lots Of Flab to Lose

Conservative Jewish girl: I think that the draft should be required, like in Israel. That way, every guy would have a great body, and I could let loose and get me a hot one more easily.

UC Santa Cruz
California

Posted on July 20, 2009
Beauty, California, Compare and contrast, Jews, Sex, Weirdness

Lindsay Lohan's Bedside Table?

Lady, looking bewildered at companion: Well, where would you be if you were a sex book?

Bookstore
Birmingham, Alabama

Overheard by: Knows exactly where he would be

Posted on July 15, 2009
Alabama, Books, Questions, Sex, Stores, Women

It Was Softball League– We'd Both Been Drinking

Supportive male friend: It's okay! Just remember, you fucked her sister with a baseball bat.
Cute girl: I know, I know…

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on July 15, 2009
Family ties, Friends, Girls, Michigan, Sex, Violence, Weirdness

So Smuggle Something Spreadable, Like Whipped Cream.

Flight attendant, describing Australia's quarantine practices: And if you do not declare any foodstuff and you get caught you may face on-the-spot fines, or prostitution.

Flight to Sydney, Australia

Overheard by: Erik

Posted on July 12, 2009
Airports & flights, Australia, Crimes, Flight attendants, Food, Sex

…While the Three Little Pigs Watched Through Binoculars.

Psych professor: Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a sexual encounter.

Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana

Posted on July 11, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Education, Indiana, Sex, Singing, Teachers

Sex