Like, It Takes a Village to Raise a Chomper?

Customer: Do you have any non-fiction books on vampires?

Dymocks Carousel
Perth, Western Australia
Australia

Overheard by: Richard

Posted on August 5, 2022
Australia, Books, Customers, Default, Questions, Stupidity

Sesame Street Has Really Diversified Its Curriculum

Guy: It was mostly about fucking goats, but I also learned a lot about libel law.

Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Nick

Posted on July 29, 2022
Animals, Education, Florida, Guys, Stupidity

Dude, We’re in Fucking Arizona

Dude #1: Hey, man, you okay?
Dude #2: Yeah, I was just in that… hot… shit… What’s that called?
Dude #1: The sauna?
Dude #2: Yeah. That shit is hot, man.

Rec center
Gilbert, Arizona

Posted on July 22, 2022
Arizona, Guys, Stupidity

Yes. Yes I Have.

Girl #1: What are those dots underneath the sign?
Girl #2: You're so dumb, haven't you heard of language for the deaf?

Bus Station
Tønsberg
Norway

Overheard by: Håkon

Posted on July 21, 2022
Bus, Europe, Girls, Questions, Stupidity, Words

Also Why Ashley from Real Housewives Of New Jersey Has So Many Friends.

Prissy girl on phone: You have a stupid face. You have to be my friend.

Cardiff
Wales

Overheard by: Gordinho

Posted on July 18, 2022
Body parts, Comebacks, Girls, Insults, On the phone, Stupidity, UK

It's Also the Default Setting in Missouri

Guy #1, walking into beer garden: What does “drunk in public” mean exactly?
Guy #2: I think it's kind of self-explanatory.

Columbia, Missouri

Posted on July 14, 2022
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Missouri, Questions, Stupidity, Words

If “Swaziland” Is Already Taken

Girl, looking at bag of coffee: Tan-zay-nee-uh. Hey, I didn't know that was a country!
(friends laugh)
Girl: That's a pretty name, I'm going to name my daughter that!

Starbucks
Manhattan, New York