Why Men Die Before Women: Explained

Angry boyfriend: I'm not off gallivanting around town!
Girlfriend: (indistinct mumbles)
Angry boyfriend: I don't hang out with anyone!
Girlfriend: (more mumbles)
Angry boyfriend: I'll just lie to you from now on.

Kent, Ohio

Posted on January 26, 2010
Couples, Infidelity, Lies, Ohio, Sex, Threats

Deleted Scene from The Neverending Story

Girl: Good luck with that. You'll end up with barbed wire embedded in your genitals if you go there on foot. And I'll say I told you so.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328217463/i-do-not-want-to-know.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on December 15, 2009
Balls, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Threats

He Then Burst Into the Laverne and Shirley Theme Song

Train operator: Orange line to Vienna. If you are on the platform, you better hurry up. Cause I'm not going to let you slow me down.

Metro
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Reject

Posted on December 15, 2009
Conductors, Public transportation, Threats, Train, Washington, DC

And a That's So Raven Thermos!

Mom to preteen son: If you don't straighten up your act, I'm sending you back to school with all Hannah Montana notebooks!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353019058/wouldnt-he-enjoy-that.html

Overheard by: that'll teach him

Posted on December 5, 2009
About celebrities, Education, Kids, Moms, Overheard in Minneapolis, Parenting, Threats

Ask Any Woman

Crazy guy: The moon will have its revenge.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on November 9, 2009
California, Crazies, Guys, Stupidity, Threats, Weirdness

…”The Lord” to You Christians and Jews

Teacher, lecturing on post WWII German artwork: Creepy sneaky guy is watching you!

History Class
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on October 28, 2009
Class, Education, Oregon, Teachers, Threats, Weirdness

These Are the Moments They'll Cherish Forever

Mom to six-year-old daughter: Naiya, you better not be swimming in that toilet, or I will punch you in the neck!

Restaurant Bathroom
Delaware

Overheard by: Laughing Neighbor

Posted on September 24, 2009
Body parts, Delaware, Family ties, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Restaurants, Restroom, Threats, Weirdness

The First Season Of The Simple Life Was Rich with Conflict

Abnormally skinny girl: I feel fat.
Normal girl: Shut up before I smother you with my muffin top.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/284368327/what-a-way-to-go.html

Overheard by: seward

Posted on September 18, 2009
Anorexics, Diet & weight, Feelings, Food, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Threats

The Enemy Of My Imaginary Enemy Is My Imaginary Friend

Hip-hop thug on train bursts out, to no one in particular: Fuck you, man!
(spits on floor) You don't like it, do somethin' 'bout it. (pause) You want my dick? You want to be on my dick?
(silence).
Chica sitting opposite: Who are you talking to?
(hip-hop thug mumbles)
Chica: I don't think anyone wants to be on your dick.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on September 10, 2009
Chicks, Insults, Massachusetts, Penis, Questions, Sex, Strangers, Threats, Thugs, Train, Wishes

And Then I'll Have to French-Kiss You, in a “Thank-You-for-Smacking-Me” Kind Of Way

Marine #1, on plane: Since you got the window seat, I might lean my head on your shoulder for part of this flight. Not in a gay way, more in a I'm-tired-and-want-to-lean-my-head-on-something kind of way.
Marine #2: Alright, but I might have to smack you. Not in an I-hate-you kind of way, more in a get-your-head-off-my-damn-shoulder kind of way.

Airplane
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on September 4, 2009
Airports & flights, Body parts, Georgia, Military, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Threats, Weirdness, Wishes

Threats