Some Of Emily Dickinson's Later Work Fell a Bit Short

Literature substitute teacher: Did I hear that correctly? Did you say “Please don't rape me with your feelings”?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/291242665/thats-pretty-emo.html

Overheard by: yep, your hearing is perfect.

Posted on September 21, 2009
Education, Feelings, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teachers, Violence

You Taking Evisceration and Dismemberment Next Term?

Girl #1, about classes she's taking: Oh, yeah, and then there's Murder and Genocide.
Girl #2: That sounds awesome!
Girl #1: I know, right?

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/im-getting-my-masters-degree-in-mayhem.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on September 19, 2009
Eavesdrop DC, Education, Girls, Murder, Stupidity, Violence

Dear O.J. …

Businessman: I know! Because what was I supposed to kill him with—my driver? Can you even use a golf club for that sort of thing?

Arlington, Virginia

Posted on September 16, 2009
Bosses, Questions, Violence, Virginia

Global Theologicalear Destruction

Friend to another: Then he dropped the f-bomb of god!

Cleveland, Ohio

Posted on September 11, 2009
Friends, God, Ohio, Violence, Weirdness

The “Physics Fiesta” Failed to Draw the Crowds They'd Anticipated

Alpha nerd to friends: We should kidnap more people for parties.

Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on August 25, 2009
Canadia, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Friends, Violence, Weirdness

The Difference Between Bad Nazis and Good Nazis, Encapsulated

Teen girl: If I saw a really crazy sandcastle, I'd totally kick it down. Anyone would.
Teen sister: I would never, like, mess something up like that if someone was really good at something. Unless they were really good at something I hated. Like… being ugly.

Rumson, New Jersey