Now I Go to the Nursing Home and Do That to Grandma

Mom passing rows of whole fish: When I was a little girl, I used to poke their raw eyeballs with my finger!
Little boy: Wow!

Pike Market
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: wow indeed

Posted on January 17, 2021
Animals, Body parts, Default, Hands, Kids, Memory lane, Moms, Tourist attractions, Washington, Weirdness

You Know… Down There

Anthropology professor teaching Sex and Gender: I'm afraid I'll have to leave class early today…I have to go to the hospital, I have a doctor's appointment…for something…at a certain time…

Western Washington University
Bellingham, Washington

Posted on January 15, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Health & Hygiene, Teachers, Time Management, Washington, Weirdness, Words

Stick Something Weird in Your Penis, Then

20-something girl: If I had a penis I wouldn't know what to do with it. Awkward.
20-something guy: If I had a vagina I'd stick all kinds of weird stuff in it all the time!

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: akvinsc

Posted on January 14, 2021
Girls, Guys, Penis, Utah, Vagina, Weirdness

Um, Racoon Mario Is So Much More Useful

Girl playing video game: Some girls just want to get married. I just want fire.

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Kelson

Posted on January 13, 2021
Character, Compare and contrast, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gender issues, Girls, Ohio, Relationships, Tweens, Weirdness, Wishes

…Mister “I Cut Myself with Safety Scissors”

Son to father, exiting hospital: Dad, what's a disability?
Father: It's like when someone loses their finger in an accident, (pause) which will probably happen to you.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/father-knows-best.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on January 10, 2021
Dads, Eavesdrop DC, Hands, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Parenting, Weirdness, Words

Shouldn’t This Be Eleventeen

Statistics professor writing on board: I’ll leave the numbers out because I always get them wrong anyway.

University of Chicago
Illinois

Overheard by: too early for this class

Posted on January 5, 2021
Class, Education, Gripes, Illinois, Teachers, Weirdness

Just for Coffee, Not for Abduction

Girl eating pizza to friends: Like, do I want to meet aliens? Yes!

Pizza Place
Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Felicity

Posted on January 2, 2021
Arizona, Food, Friends, Girls, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes

…And I'm Usually Into 20-Something Honduran Men…

Law student: So, listen. He went to get a manicure the other day and I was like, you know, “how was it?” He was like, “oh, it was good and all, but she was rubbing my arm and I kinda started getting turned on.” And I was like, “what?” He said “yeah, and it was kinda weird because she was this 50-year-old Asian woman.”

Mississippi College School of Law