If Aesop Wrote Fables in Chicago

Woman: I wish I hadn't had hooters for breakfast!

Fitting Room
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on March 9, 2023
Death & dying, Fashion, Food, Illinois, Wishes, Women

Hard to Imagine You Two Have Time to Read

(40-something man was hitting on young clerk when his wife comes up)
Man: I honestly think man wasn't meant to be faithful. We're all so sexual.
Wife: Did you forget I was here?
Man: I'll be in the car in a second.
(she leaves store)
Man, after looking back at clerk: Please. She loves getting pimped out to my friends.

Bookstore
Ocala, Florida

Posted on March 2, 2023
Books, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Feelings, Florida, Gender issues, Guys, Infidelity, Questions, Sexuality, Stores, Women

Let's Think About It J. Logically

Oblivious lady #1: I just don't know what to do with all of that junk back there.
Oblivious lady #2: Where, in your trunk?
Oblivious lady #1: Yeah, there's just so much junk in my trunk!

Guelph, Ontario

Posted on March 2, 2023
Canadia, Default, Questions, Sexuality, Women, Words

After the Way It's Treated Me

Woman, discussing Star Trek: It's like, I don't give a crap about the stupid Falcon death trap.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: MoMo

Posted on February 21, 2023
Canadia, Feelings, Philosophy, TV shows, Women

It May Sound Fishy, but She's Got All the Other Acts Schooled!

50-something woman to friend: She's got a phenomenal voice–when she sings, it's like she has gills instead of lungs.

http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2007/12/quotebook-2007/

Overheard by: Raptor

Posted on February 21, 2023
Body parts, Compliments, Gossip, Other sites, Weirdness, Women

I Figure Since He Died for Me, I May As Well Give Him Something Nice to Look At

Man: I’m giving up bread for lent.
Woman: Is that because Jesus Christ died for your sins, or because you’re concerned with your figure?

Starbucks
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Maggie

Posted on February 5, 2023
Beauty, Christianity, Comebacks, Diet & weight, Food, Guys, Holidays, Jesus, Restaurants, Women

Maybe I'll Leave My Top Button Unbuttoned Today!

Cute, 20-something, professional woman: You know, sometimes I just really wish I knew what it's like to be slutty!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/461265411/turn-around-and-ask-someone.html

Overheard by: chino latino

Posted on February 4, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Like a Sleep Number Sex Toy?

Guy, about his job: Right now, we are working on a line where you can make a customized branded dildo to fit your needs.
Woman who just told everyone she is pregnant: That's fantastic!

City Vino Restaurant
Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: entertained witness