Or Who You Are, Really

Student librarian on cell: Hey…who is this? Bill from architecture? Well, yeah, I remember writing my name on your arm, but I like don't remember why.

Music Library, Catholic University
Washington, DC

Overheard by: So much for quiet in the library…

Posted on October 12, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Memory lane, Names, On the phone, Questions, Students, Washington, DC

Or an Etch-a-Sketch Masterpiece.

Guy: So how's it going with Tom?
Girl: Good. He's stuck with me.
Guy: You're like a virus.
Girl: No, I'm more like something good you can't shake. Like a baby.

Derby, Connecticut

Posted on October 9, 2020
Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Girls, Guys, Kids, Maladies, Questions, Relationships

But, in the End, He Let Us Both Graduate

Hipster girl to guy: I got lucky. All I had to do was make out with him. (motions to other hipster girl standing beside them) She had to suck him off!

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on October 4, 2020
BJs, Compare and contrast, Default, Georgia, Girls, Hipsters, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Translation: Sex With You Isn't Worth the Annoyance Of Your Company

Emo chick: So then she glared at me. In a mean way, not a happy way.
Normal looking boyfriend: I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Emo chick: Huh?
Normal looking boyfriend: You know, I just don't think this is going to work out.
Emo chick: Wait. You're breaking up with me? Here? Why?
Normal looking boyfriend: Well, I wasn't planning on it, but honey, you didn't like Watchmen and you've never read or seen The Princess Bride. Clearly we're just two very different people.

Flagstaff, Arizona

Overheard by: nayvera