Are You Still Upset About My Sandals With Black Socks?

Dad: That’s an awfully big brownie. You know it’s so big it’s a Girl Scout.
Daughter: Silence.
Dad: Hey, this is funny stuff from your dad.
(daughter stares at him in silence)

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: Tim

Posted on February 9, 2021
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Family ties, Food, Girls, Kids, New York

And They Were Like, “Now We Can All Poke Without Passing Around Chlamydia!”

Girl: My friends are always saying I need to make a Facebook page and I'm like, “Why? I talk to you a-holes enough already!”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/416332366/so-you-can-send-me-gifts-you-spent-a-dollar-on.html

Overheard by: sleeping on the job

Posted on February 9, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Internet, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

I Don't Want To Know What the “Bread” Was

Girl on cell: His thing…it was like a big lamb sandwich!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/we-call-it-beastilicious.html

Overheard by: aaron

Posted on February 5, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in PDX, Penis, Sexuality, Weirdness

Now Who Wants Ice Cream?

Administrator (mumbling to herself): Maybe I should just fire everyone here. (opens a drawer) Oh, here's my spoon. Okay, maybe everyone can keep their jobs.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/431193022/its-my-special-spoon.html

Overheard by: spoon.

Posted on February 1, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Gripes, Jobs & Careers, Overheard in Minneapolis

You Expected More from a Stoner at McDonald’s?

Stoner #1: Do you have telekinesis?
Stoner #2: No, but I got call-waiting and that three-way call thing.

McDonald’s
Escondido, California

Overheard by: DLo

Posted on January 23, 2021
Bragging, California, Compare and contrast, Friends, Guys, McDonald's, Stoners, Stupidity, Technology, Words

When All Along I Was Thor, God Of Thunder!

Professor: And you thought I was some geeky wanker, going on about agriculture!

Eastern Michigan University

Posted on January 19, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Michigan, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

But, Like Gas, Less Expensive If You Pump It Yourself

Girl #1: I can just ask Jay if I can borrow his truck.
Girl #2: Do you ever give him gas money?
Girl #1: No, I give him sex.
Girl #2: But gas is expensive…
Girl #1: And sex is expensive if you have to pay for it.

North Bay
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on January 18, 2021
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Money, Offers and requests, Sex

Oh, Right: “I'm a Smoker Now.”

Guy #1: Dude, how do you blow smoke rings!
Guy #2 jokingly: It is the same as sucking dick.
Guy #1: Oh, okay! (blows smoke rings effortlessly)
Guy #2: Do you need to tell me something, man?

Hookah Bar
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on January 15, 2021
Bars & Clubs, BJs, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Guys, Penis, Questions, Sexuality, Smoking

Lovemaking Is Cooperative; Fucking Is Competitive

Dude: She fucks like a division one athlete. I swear, I take three shots of whiskey before I go to her place. I need to have the spins so I have any chance of lasting.

Ten Stone
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: johnny

Posted on January 13, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Pennsylvania, Restaurants, Sex

Um, Racoon Mario Is So Much More Useful

Girl playing video game: Some girls just want to get married. I just want fire.

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Kelson

Posted on January 13, 2021
Character, Compare and contrast, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gender issues, Girls, Ohio, Relationships, Tweens, Weirdness, Wishes

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