Yeah the Zodiac Governs Best That Governs Least

Guy: That's a cool necklace. What is it?
Girl: Oh, it's Lady Liberty. I'm a libertarian.
Guy: Oh cool. I'm a Virgo.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/05/im-fiscal-sagittarius-but-lean.html

Overheard by: student

Posted on December 12, 2020
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Eavesdrop DC, Fashion, Girls, Guys, Politics, Stupidity, Words

So I Just Raised One Eybrow and Smiled at Her

Guy on cell: And I wanted to say, essentially, “Bitch, my office manages eight billion a year, so shut the fuck up”–but in the refined and enlightened way one would say such a thing in the country club dining room.

Santa Rosa, California

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Posted on December 7, 2020
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Guys, Insults, Money, On the phone

At Least She Correctly Identified Them As Birds.

High school girl, looking at seagulls feeding: That ain't crows, them are ducks!

http://talovich.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Yugan

Posted on November 29, 2020
Birds, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Language barrier, Other sites, Students

We Thought We'd Give Him Something to Make Him Extra Hyper

Five-year-old boy to barista: I'm getting my pee-pee cut off tomorrow so I get a treat today!
Barista: Umm…
Mother to child: You are being circumcised, not mutilated! (to barista) It's just a medical thing, he doesn't really get it.

Starbucks
Carmel, Indiana

Posted on November 25, 2020
Baristas, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Indiana, Kids, Moms, Penis, Restaurants

The R&B Hit That's Sweeping Wisconsin

Man in crowd of bar patrons leaving after last call, singing: It's ti-ime for the pizza store, it's ti-ime for the pizza store… I don't even care where we go, I just got to get some cheese on my dick. I'm just gonna stick it in. I'm serious, let's go, get that in an oven and roast it. Let's get it in an oven… and roast it like a cherry tomato.

Madison, Wisconsin

Posted on November 25, 2020
Clients, Compare and contrast, Food, Penis, Singing, Weirdness, Wisconsin

All Those Murdered Tomatoes…

College guy: I like salsa, but it makes me sad.

Duluth, Minnesota

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on November 24, 2020
Compare and contrast, Dancing, Feelings, Guys, Minnesota, Music, Yeahhh, college!

And She Makes an Excellent Paperweight

20-something blonde: It's just…she can't talk, all she does is scream and cry. She's not even a real person yet. I just don't understand how you can love her so much!
Redhead, lovingly cradling baby: Shit, hon, you have to stop saying things like that. She's your daughter!

Café Nero
London
England

Overheard by: Nit