Oh, Right: “I'm a Smoker Now.”

Guy #1: Dude, how do you blow smoke rings!
Guy #2 jokingly: It is the same as sucking dick.
Guy #1: Oh, okay! (blows smoke rings effortlessly)
Guy #2: Do you need to tell me something, man?

Hookah Bar
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on January 15, 2021
Bars & Clubs, BJs, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Guys, Penis, Questions, Sexuality, Smoking

Lovemaking Is Cooperative; Fucking Is Competitive

Dude: She fucks like a division one athlete. I swear, I take three shots of whiskey before I go to her place. I need to have the spins so I have any chance of lasting.

Ten Stone
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: johnny

Posted on January 13, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Pennsylvania, Restaurants, Sex

Um, Racoon Mario Is So Much More Useful

Girl playing video game: Some girls just want to get married. I just want fire.

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Kelson

Posted on January 13, 2021
Character, Compare and contrast, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gender issues, Girls, Ohio, Relationships, Tweens, Weirdness, Wishes

…Is the Title of My Coffeehouse Bongo Piece

Guy: My life is one giant erection.

Attleboro, Massachusetts

Posted on January 11, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Erections, Guys, Massachusetts, Words

We're Imagining the Cat Lady from The Simpsons

Crazy lady to group of girls: Well, there's us and then there's them. And when I was your age I said I was never gonna be like them. And look at me… Do I look anything like them?

Greenfield, Massachusetts

Posted on January 10, 2021
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Crazies, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Women

A Conclusion Every Young Woman Must Reach at Some Point in Her Life

Chick: I have found that half-cousin incest is hot, but only on soaps.

Michigan

Overheard by: Meister E

Posted on January 9, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Michigan, TV shows

Translation: They Rejected Me

Loud man on cell: Harvard is the crusty nipple of liberalism.

Colorado University
Denver, Colorado

Posted on January 1, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Nipples, On the phone, Philosophy, Politics, Words

Like Divorce Mediation

Guy to girl wearing multi-colored cowboy scarf: You're like a rainbow bandit. It's like you're going to rob me… With niceness.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on December 31, 2020
Compare and contrast, Crimes, Girls, Guys, Wisconsin

So It's Like…a Gay Bar?

Guy, after burning left hand: But this is my special hand…
Friend: Why can't you just use your right hand for a while?
Guy: It's like being jerked off by a stranger.
Friend: What?
Guy: Imagine a stranger comes up to you and starts talking to you, and suddenly just starts jerking you off. (pause) Yeah. That's how it feels like.

Bayonne, New Jersey

Posted on December 30, 2020
Compare and contrast, Guys, Hands, Masturbation, New Jersey

Mirror, Mirror on the Hill/ Who’s the Sluttiest at McGill?

Girl #1: You are definitely sluttier than I am!
Girl #2: No way. You are!
Girl #1: You are sleeping with two guys!
Girl #2: You sleep with guys and don’t call them back…ever.
Girl #1: Is that slutty?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/25/1-800-big-slut/

Overheard by: cybertheque

Posted on December 24, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Infidelity, Overheard at McGill, Questions, Sexuality

Compare and contrast