Drunken teenage girl, dancing down the street: I taste like fucking condoms!
Toronto, Canadia
Drunken teenage girl, dancing down the street: I taste like fucking condoms!
Toronto, Canadia
Man, pointing out the window, to his wife: Look, honey, they even have cars!
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Overheard by: The Zipster
Woman on phone: Man, you know what open flesh smells like!
BART Station
Pittsburg, California
Overheard by: Hannah
American tourist, overlooking Grand Canal: It's like… It's just like Las Vegas!
Venice
Italy
Overheard by: Pumpkin and Peanut
White girl to white guy: Oh, I get it. So a baller pops his collar.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Emmitt
Gay man to friend: He's not hot enough to have AIDS!
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel Kaiser
(blind shuts in lounge area, blocking really bright sunshine, everybody quickly looks up)
Hot Chinese girl: Hey!
Friend: And finally they drop the blinds. My eyes were starting to hurt.
Hot Chinese girl: But I like the sunshine! It's so bright and warm and it emphasizes my boobs by casting shadows on my chest!
University of Toronto
Canadia
12-year-old: She's such a slut. She went on a date alone with a boy!
Mother: I don't believe that.
12-year-old: It's true! I was there!
Denver, Colorado
Woman on cell: Dude, you guys drink milk like cows!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Nance
Girl, joking: I love when girls are walking around drunk with eye makeup smeared around their faces.
Guy: Yeah, those are the ones I try to take home.
Girl: What?
Guy: Do you really think I go around looking for girls with good personalities?
Iowa City, Iowa
