Woman on cell: Uh, yeah, I'm standing in, uh… Old Navy. See you in a bit!
The Gap, Crossgates Mall
Albany, New York
Overheard by: unhappy gapper
Old Asian woman to young blonde cafeteria worker: You too skinny to mop! That is man's job!
University of Colorado at Boulder
Overheard by: Not the skinny sister.
Crazy man on stoop, to couple walking German shepherd: Yo! Is that one of them orangutan dogs? I saw me one of them orangutans… It jumped right in the river and started catching fish. Yes it did!
Federal Hill, Baltimore
Old bearded man with Eastern European accent: The cost of blood is really going up.
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Sophie
Girl to friend, walking from their car: Jesus, Amber, nobody thinks you have a penis.
Nashville, Tennessee
Girl #1: So I was wearing a tampon to go swimming yesterday.
Girl #2: Didn’t that hurt your fluffy bits?
Memphis, Tennessee
Professor: So when we think of, say, plastic doll production, what country would you think of?
Class, in unison: China.
Single student, in unison with class: Switzerland.
Professor: Ehmmm…
University of Toronto
Canadia
Guy, singing: He'll only be your friend if he touches your breast…
Girl: What?!
Guy, not singing anymore: It's like my favorite song.
Metro State
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Squid
Professor: America has a terrible problem with nipples.
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Overheard by: tru dat?
