Girl: I should probably go to church tomorrow. It would make my mom happy… And the priest is really fucking hot.
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Girl: I should probably go to church tomorrow. It would make my mom happy… And the priest is really fucking hot.
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Guy in Mexican restaurant: Have you ever met the Pope?
Girl in Mexican restaurant: No. He's dead.
Groton, Connecticut
Overheard by: Newt
Prof: Can't you do arithmetic?
Student: Sorry, I'm thinking about turkey right now.
SUNY Purchase
Purchase, New York
Overheard by: Seth Christenfeld
Guy: So she googled me, and found the thing from the dance-off with my balls hanging out! It's the first thing that comes up!
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Overheard by: Overheard at Yale
Teen girl, to friend: I’m tired of being stuck with a bunch of 12-year-olds who think Knight Rider and Batman are the same thing!
Steamboat Springs, Colorado
Girl: I hate violinists!
Boy: What?
Girl: Violinists.
Boy: Oh. I thought you said “gang-bangers.”
BART Airport Train
San Francisco, California
Professor: See, humans have what Aristotle calls “rational souls,” meaning we use intellect. Humans ask questions that other living things can't, like “what is god? What is the divine problem? Where are my Nunchuks? Where did I leave them?”
Philosophy Class, UC
Santa Barbara, California
Woman on cell: So I told him to quit being a titty and put it in the backseat.
Amarillo, Texas
Overheard by: Flossy Jossie
Guy #1: We had to read Catcher in the Rye and Uncle Tom's Cabin last year! It was ridiculous!
Guy #2: Aren't they the same story?
Fauquier High
Warrenton, Virginia
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