Guy: I wrote a haiku about the meat cylinder.
Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Cryptic
Guy: I wrote a haiku about the meat cylinder.
Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Cryptic
Male student to another, seriously: So you just came in your pants?
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Troy, New York
History professor: Taxation back then wasn't like it is now. I don't think you guys even have to worry about this yet, but basically you work, pay taxes, and every April you fill out a tax return. And you don't have to worry too much about it, unless you've been nominated for the cabinet.
USC
California
Angry girl: He. Gave. Me. Go-no-rrhe-a!
Calm girl: So? (pause) You're not getting back with him?
Pierpont Dorm
UMass, Amherst
Professor: I invent things too! My great invention is this toast, and you make it in a toaster, and then you stick it in the freezer. And, like, when you want toast, you just put it back in the toaster…
Students: (confused silence)
Professor: Man, no one understands me! (stomps out)
SUNY
Geneseo, New York
Overheard by: Jeni
Middle aged woman to another: It’s not the hot flashes that are so bad… It’s the depression.
BeauJo’s
Ft. Collins, Colorado
Overheard by: always listening
20-something guy: My testicles are perfect!
Friends: [Silence.]50-something lady walking past: [Snicker.]
Cork
Ireland
Overheard by: sarah
10-year-old boy to Scrabble players: You guys are playing Scrabble? That’s totally pimpin’!
Comic book store
Towson, Maryland
Drunk blonde girl #1: I love those shoes. Where did you get them?
Drunk blonde girl #2 (in a haze, looking at drunk girl #3): I don't know. (to drunk girl #3) Gail, where did I get your shoes?
Frat Party
UC Berkeley, California
Overheard by: Uncle Salty
