Drunks

A New Grammar Book by Tyra Banks

Drunk girl in bar: Dammit, bitch! Talk legible!

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: James

Posted on August 8, 2020
Bars & Clubs, Drunks, Girls, Insults, Language barrier, Tennessee

Guy: Mind! I Said I Wouldn’t Mind!

Drunk girl on cell: What? … I’m so drunk I can’t even hear… I want to do naughty things to you… So, you’re saying if I were to lick and suck you, you wouldn’t care?

Fiddler’s Green
Winter Park, Florida

Overheard by: grossed out because she’s not even cute

Posted on July 13, 2020
BJs, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Florida, Girls, On the phone, Sex

The Thin Line Between Martha Stewart and MTV Backup Dancers

Restaurant server on smoke break: How were the ladies at the bar?
Drunk man: Those bitches were hot. And I mean “bitches” in the best possible way.
Server: When I say “bitches,” I mean “hoes.”

Plano, Texas

Posted on July 1, 2020
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Customers, Default, Drunks, Geography, Guys, Questions, Servers, Texas, Words

I’d Still Be Motorboating Her If the EMTs Hadn’t Intervened

Drunk frat boy: I don’t care that she was three hundred pounds, she still had a phenomenal rack!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html

Overheard by: hearing aid

Posted on June 21, 2020
Drunks, Frat boy types, Overheard at Cornell, Rack

Could You Leave Me Alone with This for a Few Minutes?

Drunk man to man holding rolled-up newspaper: There's a kind of phallic-ness about it, a sort of masculine quality…

The Ship Inn, Southbank
Brisbane
Australia

Posted on June 11, 2020
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Guys, Penis

It’s Good to Have Plans

Drunk girl: I want to find a really kinky man tonight and shit on his chest.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/150318.html

Posted on May 6, 2020
Drunks, Kink, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal, Poop

Do You Need More Evidence That McDonald's Is Hell?

Drunk guy to group of teenagers at McDonald's: Demon? Demon? Demon? Demon…

Florianópolis
Brazil

Overheard by: Marlon

Posted on April 28, 2020
Brazil, Default, Drunks, Evil, Guys, Weirdness, Words

This Happens a Lot at Hippie Sex Retreats

Drunk guy: Oh my god! Everyone in this room is so ugly!

Irish Pub
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Jackie

Posted on April 15, 2020
Bars & Clubs, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Guys, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

I’ll Put the Ralph in Your Cramden

Girl: Oh my god, I can’t believe you! You vomited all over their bathroom!
Drunk chick: I’ll vomit in your vagina!

Blacksburg, Virginia

Posted on April 9, 2020
Drunks, Friends, Threats, Vagina, Virginia

That's Just Crazy Enough to Work!

Drunk guy: Yeah, well, you could spunk on her face, then lick your jizz off her dreadlocks.

Pub
Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on April 8, 2020
Advice, Cum, Drunks, England, Hair