Girls

But I Thought I Was Your Main Squeeze?

20-something daughter: Mom, can you hand me the scissors?
Mom: Not right now, I'm doing Kegels.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/390186840/thats-not-safe.html

Overheard by: tara

Posted on November 5, 2022
Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Time Management

We Better Just Get Off the Train, Mom

Tourist lady, as train approaches the end of the line: So how are they going to turn this train around?
Daughter: They don't have to. It can go in either direction.
Tourist lady: Well, are they at least going to turn the seats around?

Subway
Washington, DC

Posted on November 5, 2022
Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Public transportation, Questions, Technology, Tourists, Train, Washington, DC, Women

For the Last Time, Tasseled Loafers Do Not a Mafia Make

Chick: Gay is not an ethnicity! I don't care if they have their own mafia!

Outside Central Library
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Posted on November 5, 2022
Canadia, Crimes, Default, Girls, Sexuality

And I Only Eat Things in the Primary Color Wheel

Girl #1: Hey, you wanna grab dinner in a bit?
Girl #2: Sure, want to go to Risley?
Girl #1: Okay, I'm just going to warn you now, though I'm like a reaally slow eater…I only use my front teeth.

Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia

Posted on November 4, 2022
Body parts, Canadia, Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Questions

Cheney?

Distraught girl on Valentine's Day: I can't get over it, I don't care if it's a new hour. I still have the taste of dick in my mouth!

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on November 1, 2022
BJs, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Nevada, Penis, Weirdness

And I'm Lactose Intolerant.

Teenage girl on cell: I don't get on with him at all…we're just like bread and butter.

London
England

Overheard by: Steve Elliott

Posted on October 28, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Food, Girls, Relationships, Teens, Words

If You Know What I Mean

Girl to friend: I gave my ostrich a fur coat.

Rich Catholic Girls School
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on October 25, 2022
Default, Euphemisms, Girls, Hair, Missouri, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Vagina

But He's a Fantastic Gymnastics Coach.

Girl #1: He stabbed me in the face, but he awright.
Girl #2: (unintelligible)
Girl #1: Yeah! It's like he don't care about my well-being.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on October 23, 2022
Body parts, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Relationships, Stupidity, Violence

See –Look at Her Go to Town on That Man’s Shoe

Little girl: Daddy! Daddy! Emma just kissed the shopping cart!
Father: She’ll kiss worse things in her life.

Hannaford
Yarmouth, Maine

Overheard by: Jade

Posted on October 20, 2022
Compare and contrast, Dads, Family ties, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, Maine, Siblings, Stores

That's the Beauty Of Singapore– You Don't Have To.

Guy: Obviously, you've never been to Singapore.
Girl: Obviously, you've never pleased a woman.

Capitol Hill
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: bethany

Posted on October 20, 2022
Comebacks, Girls, Guys, Sex, Stupidity, Washington